ivybgreenflower | Entries tagged with funny

Tonight Boyfriend said going shopping on Black Friday might be fun and said we could do it.

Without my asking first. I said I hadn't been to the mall in awhile (different mall from the one I posted about recently... or talked about on twitter? whatev) and he was like "we can go on Black Friday! That would be exciting."

guys when people ask why we're getting married I might have to just tell them this is the reason.

-6:39 AM

Current Mood: :)
Current Location: Living Room
Current Music: Miley Cyrus - Stay

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I'm only answering this one because the title said "prone to puns" which I am. Mostly of the portmanteau variety. I call them punmanteaus, because obvious.

Six words or less my ass. DON'T YOU BE LIMITIN' ME.

-10:43 PM

Current Mood: :D
Current Location: Living Room
Current Music: Kylie Minogue - All The Lovers

Kylie tweeted this yesterday:

Merryjinglelovesparklechristmas peeps!!!!

if anyone else did that I'd probably roll my eyes, but because it's her? I think it's adorable.

So presents:

From parents:
Beatles Monopoly (I... don't really like Monopoly, but it's so cute, it replaces dollar signs with hearts, so you pay in love, so we'll play it)
Beatles Trivial Pursuit (I like this much better. Obvs.)
Eyeshadow palette in the shape of a touchscreen phone or something, idk, but it's cute and they're really pretty colors
Holiday Barbie Christmas ornament (I get one every year... the Christmas tree is pretty much entirely Barbies now... oops)
Clip-on earrings, because mine aren't pierced (yet)
Socks! SOCKSSS just one pair but they're very nice socks

Bath stuff from Boyfriend's parents

Skerple brand permanent markers... it's an inside joke, see, because in the mall dollar store they have permanent markers with a logo that's in cursive so it looks like Sharpie but is actually... Skerple. I lol'd so hard I showed my boyfriend and he laughed a lot too. And then he got them for me for Christmas, apparently :D
He also got me rly cute shoes and the latest HP dvd.

And from my grandparents? A George Foreman grill. I am not even kidding. I have no idea why. But I'll, uh, try using it, I guess. I appreciate it, in any case :D

-ivybchristmasflower @ 11:09 PM

Current Mood: :D
Current Location: Living Room
Current Music: Kylie Minogue - Santa Baby

There is the most amazing spam e-mail in my junk folder right now. It's from "silvernoles@yahoo.com" (whoever that is.)

The subject line is Mr. Quangle Wangle Quee. I finally opened it tonight and

the body totally rhymes!

"And all were happy as can be"

with some link I'm afraid to click. I'm sure if I do my computer will just spontaneously combust, even with my awesome anti-everything software. But still! "Mr. Quangle Wangle Quee, and all were happy as can be" is just so awesome.

Got another one that says "you're no better than a murder- or a slave driver" and the body simply says "she snapped" with a link. That one kind of freaks me out.

There's a third, as well: "If I can stop one heart from breaking" and the body says "To himself on the Crumpetty Tree"

I should so make a children's book out of these. Mr. Quangle Wangle Quee, and all were happy as can be, to himself on the crumpetty tree" is pretty Seussian, don't you think? I just wish it made sense. I'd be rich.

Or I could just e-mail that Nigerian prince back, he has moneyz for me. I can totes trust him, rite?

I mean, if you can't trust Mr. Quangle Wangle Quee, who can you trust?

-12:57 AM

ETA 3:14 AM

So I just googled "Crumpetty tree"

and apparently

IT ALREADY IS A POEM

LIKE WITH MR. QUANGLE JANGLE GUAVAWAVA WHATEVER

WHY AM I GETTING RELATED SPAM E-MAILS

THAT'S KIND OF SPOOKY TBH

HERE YOU CAN READ IT http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ll/quangle.html

MY VERSION WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, JS

Current Mood: Don't mind me, I'm giddy rn
Current Location: Living Room
Current Music: Dannii Minogue - Begin To Spin Me Around

So Boyfriend and I are going to Chili's tomorrow night (no special reason, just feel like going out together) and we were talking about what I was going to wear (because I treat him like a female friend, I guess? I mean, he doesn't complain, so). And he suggests

wait for it

my red Homecoming dress.

Because a formal gown with a neckline to my bellybutton is appropriate for a middle-class chain restaurant, naturally.

Sometimes he has excellent taste and judgment, and sometimes he's just silly.

This is why I love him.

-3:48 AM

Current Mood: :)
Current Location: Living Room
Current Music: Dannii Minogue - All I Wanna Do

Thigmotaxis was the word of the day for askoxford.com yesterday. It makes me giggle.

-10:49 PM

Current Mood: :)
Current Location: Living Room
Current Music: Kylie Minogue - I Believe In You

WHY DO PEOPLE SELL THIS KIND OF CRAZY STUFF

http://www.regretsy.com/

-12:45 AM

Current Mood: lol
Current Location: Living Room
Current Music: Girls Aloud - Call The Shots

Ohhhh my God there's a novel version
I don't even know why I decided to google this again, but OMG. The wikipedia article is funny too omgz
http://www.amazon.com/Catrina-novela-Spanish-David-Curland/dp/0673215881/ref=pd_sim_b_2
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard, but I MUST READ THIS
lmao brb dying

P.S. IT'S ON YOUTUBE

Current Mood: omg
Current Location: Mexico
Current Music: La Catrina theme song

I keep getting e-mails that have recipes and make-up tips and "inspirational quotes" and I'm too lazy to take my name off of the mailing list. And usually, too lazy to read them.
So anyway, here are the quotes.

The real joy of life is in its play. Play is anything we do for the
joy and love of doing it, apart from any profit, compulsion, or sense
of duty. It is the real joy of living.
- Walter Rauschbusch

You can't spell beauty without u
(I never said they were any good...)

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can
find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby

Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.
Aesop

And here's a junk mail I've saved just because the subject makes me laugh so hard.

Subject: If yuh eye nah see, yuh mouth nah must talk by
Date: Wed, 5 Jul 2006 07:31:58 +0000 (GMT)

You will find all you need, turn low
- Paain reIief through the
- Iove life enhaancement it other
- deepression suuppress line down
- weeight Ioss and much moore be also
CIick and get Grreat Prooducts

do their then why use

Um, right, I'll keep that in mind.

And that's today's update.

-10:28 PM

Current Mood: Hee.
Current Location: Living room
Current Music: Television

( Gondor has no actors. Gondor needs no actors. )
Ivyette @ 1:04 AM

Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: None

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