It Seems Like Years Since It's Been Clear

I keep getting e-mails that have recipes and make-up tips and "inspirational quotes" and I'm too lazy to take my name off of the mailing list. And usually, too lazy to read them.
So anyway, here are the quotes.

The real joy of life is in its play. Play is anything we do for the
joy and love of doing it, apart from any profit, compulsion, or sense
of duty. It is the real joy of living.
- Walter Rauschbusch


You can't spell beauty without u
(I never said they were any good...)

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain


You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can
find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby

Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.
Aesop


And here's a junk mail I've saved just because the subject makes me laugh so hard.

Subject: If yuh eye nah see, yuh mouth nah must talk by
Date: Wed, 5 Jul 2006 07:31:58 +0000 (GMT)

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Um, right, I'll keep that in mind.

And that's today's update.

-10:28 PM