E-mail

[ivybgreenflower]

There is the most amazing spam e-mail in my junk folder right now. It's from "silvernoles@yahoo.com" (whoever that is.)

The subject line is Mr. Quangle Wangle Quee. I finally opened it tonight and

the body totally rhymes!

"And all were happy as can be"

with some link I'm afraid to click. I'm sure if I do my computer will just spontaneously combust, even with my awesome anti-everything software. But still! "Mr. Quangle Wangle Quee, and all were happy as can be" is just so awesome.

Got another one that says "you're no better than a murder- or a slave driver" and the body simply says "she snapped" with a link. That one kind of freaks me out.


There's a third, as well: "If I can stop one heart from breaking" and the body says "To himself on the Crumpetty Tree"

I should so make a children's book out of these. Mr. Quangle Wangle Quee, and all were happy as can be, to himself on the crumpetty tree" is pretty Seussian, don't you think? I just wish it made sense. I'd be rich.

Or I could just e-mail that Nigerian prince back, he has moneyz for me. I can totes trust him, rite?

I mean, if you can't trust Mr. Quangle Wangle Quee, who can you trust?

-12:57 AM

ETA 3:14 AM

So I just googled "Crumpetty tree"

and apparently

IT ALREADY IS A POEM

LIKE WITH MR. QUANGLE JANGLE GUAVAWAVA WHATEVER

WHY AM I GETTING RELATED SPAM E-MAILS

THAT'S KIND OF SPOOKY TBH

HERE YOU CAN READ IT http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ll/quangle.html

MY VERSION WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, JS

Comments

[oreohmygosh.livejournal.com]

It was more fun and spooky before not knowing those e-mails were related to nonsense poems.

[oreohmygosh.livejournal.com]

BTW, you're brave. I never open spam.

[ivybgreenflower]

I figure it's safe, because hotmail doesn't automatically let you see any pictures or download anything, and I never click links. I just read the bodies if the subject titles look good.

[ivybgreenflower]

They all came from completely different e-mail addresses, though. I mean, WTF is my e-mail listed that they got ahold of it to tell me about Mr. Quee?