It Seems Like Years Since It's Been Clear

There has been water in my ears for the past... four days? I don't know. All I know is that I can't hear properly and I can feel it in there, MOCKING ME WITH ITS WETNESS, and I want to shoot myself. I've tried everything I could find online, including dropping peroxide into my ears (Not pleasant. At all.) using my fingers as plungers (with the result that my ears hurt and I think I scratched them with my nails) sleeping on my ears so the water drips out (which usually works, but nope) and all kinds of crazy head movements. I'm starting to worry about getting infections, which would be the lamest thing ever since I NEVER GET SICK and this wouldn't even be real-sick, this would be getting an infection from the lamest thing ever. Even my mother, who usually refuses to believe anything is wrong with me until I've thrown up or coughed out half a lung or something is starting to worry. I told her that if it doesn't go away by Monday, we can go to the clinic. I can't really justify to myself paying for a doctor visit for something so stupid, but it's really irritating and I kind of have a headache now.

-10:01 AM