It Seems Like Years Since It's Been Clear

Okay, I'm taking a relationship survey. It's asking me to rate things 1-10.

On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the most, 1 being the least), how much do you trust your mate?
Okay, normal.
On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the most, 1 being the least), how much should your mate trust you?
Also a valid question.
On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the most, 1 being the least), how much do you trust Oprah?
.......what?
On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the most, 1 being the least), how much do you trust God?
...are you seriously asking me this AFTER you ask how much I trust Oprah? God comes after Oprah? Are you serious?

For the record, I put 1 for Oprah. Bitch can bite me for all I care. Oooh, yeah, I said it, I said it.

-10:39 PM