It Seems Like Years Since It's Been Clear

I just finished making my cheat sheet, so I remember who everyone is and what to vote for and against (NO ON 2 NO ON 2 NO ON 2 EVEN MY REPUBLICAN PARENTS ARE VOTING NO ON 2) and I am so ready for this. SO READY.

I don't know if anyone's going to read this, I left it too late, but please please vote AGAINST George Biro for Fire something in Spring Hill. I have, shall we say, a personal vendetta against him. At the risk of capslocking it up all over this joint, I'm going to ask you to just trust me on this one. P.S. He's my uncle. The one I don't talk about. FOR A REASON AND THAT REASON IS HE STEALS MONEY FROM OLD PEOPLE. Oops, told you I'd capslock. Oh well.

I also have a dentist appointment (a cleaning) tomorrow. Here's hoping my voting place won't be too crowded, and also that they don't discover any cavities. I have no money, and I don't relish the thought of standing on a long line to vote with half my mouth hanging open, although I think we'd probably reschedule if that was the case. Just think... by this time tomorrow, we'll know who's president! (Barring any serious crazy, that is. FLORIDA I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DISOWN YOU IF YOU SCREW THIS UP.)

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