Sigh

Apr. 8th, 2010 09:57 am
ivybgreenflower: The Beatles (late period), surrounded by green plants and red flowers (Default)
Siiiiiiiiiiigh. This computer needs to stop doing this.

It takes forever to start up. Everything lags. The graphics cards keep wigging out. I forgot to mention here, though I ranted mightily on twitter, that the graphics card acted up in such a strange way I feared for my computer. Again. But I was NOT HAVING THAT. See, my mother was sick, and when my mother is sick she doesn't cook or go out and buy food, so I was starving. When I'm hungry you do not want to cross me. And then the graphics card causes strange problems like glitching out sims and then making me have to manually shut it off, and when it comes back there are LINES ON THE SCREEN (hmm, this sounds familiar) and I can only run it in safe mode, otherwise it's an endless loop of starting, getting to a certain point, and then restarting.

Knowing that it seemed to wig out while I was playing my game, I figured it must be the graphics card again.

So I flipped over the tower, opened it up, and flailed wildly for a bit. How do you get a graphics card out? I couldn't remember. There are thingies you push! But without the internet for guidance I couldn't look up which thingies. WHICH THINGIES DO YOU PUUUUUUUSH. Eventually my Hulk powers kicked in- I was HUNGRY, and this is MY BELOVED COMPUTER, and YOU DO NOT MESS WITH MY COMPUTER. YOU DO NOT. Especially not when I'm hungry. So I pushed some levers, wiggled some things, and BAM. I yanked that damn thing out like nobody's business without even breaking it or the computer, pretty much on sheer willpower alone at that point.

I hooked it back up and everything was fine. While on the integrated card I ran sims again to see if it was possibly the game causing trouble, but nope. So I put in the card my boyfriend gave me last time it went crazy and everything looks beautiful, no trouble at all.

Why do graphics cards hate me?

I didn't even bother with tech support this time. If all they're going to do is make me (or more accurately, my mother) spend hours on the phone with people who can't speak English and then send me barely functioning morons to put graphics cards that could potentially hurt my computer in, then forget it. I give up.

Well, anyway. Besides all that my beloved computer is very slow. I have tried everything I can think of. I do not have viruses. I do not have multiple programs running that shouldn't be. I only have I think 3 that run at startup, one of which is our virus/malware scanner. I've tried cleaning registry errors. It regularly scans itself for viruses/blahblah and does a weekly maintenence including defragmenting and deleting unnecessary files. I've moved a large number of files off of the harddrive completely. We got her in February 2007, but later in 2007 or maybe 2008 I think...? we had to get a new harddrive because of... well, I never really did figure out what went wrong, just that we needed a new harddrive. So this computer is a few years old but not so terribly old it should be like this. All of my programs are up to date. I let Windows update when it feels like. I don't have the money for a new computer right now and I really don't want to have to reinstall windows (which is the last solution most people mention).

I'd just like it to get its act together. My boyfriend's similar computer is about the same age and is full to bursting with giant files and programs and it runs like a dream. I don't get it. I think I might buy more memory for it, if I get any more aggravated.

First person who says anything at all about having a Mac, buying one, I should get one, blah blah gets scalped and fed said scalp. JS.

-9:57 AM
ivybgreenflower: The Beatles (late period), surrounded by green plants and red flowers (Default)
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The joy of surfing, duh.

-4:29 AM

...

Jan. 8th, 2010 11:26 am
ivybgreenflower: The Beatles (late period), surrounded by green plants and red flowers (Default)
...did I seriously just fix my computer? Is it fixed now? Have I been in tears over nothing?

Let's backtrack: a few weeks ago (a month ago? I don't even remember) computer would turn on, the monitor button would turn green... and then turn orange. From past experience (aka THE LAST FREAKING TIME) I knew that this was the graphics card. After my mother called India for tech support and they HUNG UP ON HER, I did what I knew could be done, and unplugged the monitor from the graphics card and hooked it up to the integrated graphics card. Voila, problem (sorta) solved. Obvs, integrated graphics cards are kind of shitty. That's why computers ship with shiny new nvidia cards. But since even The Sims 2 ran fine with the integrated card, I wasn't too worried about it. Eventually mama called for someone to come put a new one in (after all, the integrated card was making things a bit laggy) and someone showed up, put a new card in, left, and then I got... lines on the screen. Pixelly weird lines on the screen. Then it tried to go to screen saver (cute bubbles) and suddenly decided this was all too much and it had to shut itself down. Naturally when a new graphics card is installed and things go horribly wrong, you panic. Mama called Dell Guy and he came right back and spent HOURS here, apparently getting nothing accomplished. He was kind of dumb, but whatever. He gave us a new motherboard too. Apparently they're related, idk.

But the lines and the shutting itself down got worse (at one point things were turning BRIGHT NEON GREEN, what the hell, and it wasn't just a green tint- it was just BLOCKS OF NEON GREEN, WHAT THE HELL, which weren't my system colors because we have pink, so who even knows what that was all about) and random programs kept announcing they were crashing before it would just shut itself down after flashing a blue screen full of text I'd dearly love to have read if it hadn't gone away so quickly (EVERY SINGLE TIME IT GOES AWAY BEFORE I FINISH READING THE FIRST LINE. GAHHH.) After messing with some bios settings (I was trying to get it to let me override the new card and use the integrated card again, because it wouldn't let me while the new card was still installed and I couldn't get it out because I'm scared of breaking things, but apparently it lied to me about those settings so whatever) so finally I opened the thing up and pushed on the card a bit and now it work-


OH SHIT THE LINES ARE BACK

ARE YOU KIDDING ME


JESUS HATES ME


PLEASE DON'T SHUT DOWN, I'M NOT FINISHED BACKING YOU UP!

I've got most of my folder backed up, I just need to do Kylie, but the thing won't stay not-shut-down long enough for me to get 30+ gigs loaded. Plus our family pictures folder (VERY IMPORTANT), and some stuff in the documents folder, and our favorites, and... oh, shit. WHY ME. What have I done to displease the computer gods? I love this computer more than lots of people. I take good care of her, she's my baby and I love her. I keep my virus and spyware protection up to date. I try to clean the registry. I back up stuff instead of clogging her up. I delete programs that suck and I don't need. I don't go to suspect websites.

All of this comes on the heels of losing half of my sims due to a crash while it was saving my neighborhood folder. I had to use an old backup and do some weird finagling with cheat programs to put things right again, and I was in tears because I was afraid something had happened to my very favorite sim Anna, who again I love more than lots of people. She's also prettier than most people, js.

COMPUTER, WHY U HATE ME THO?

Sigh :( Talk about epic techno hissyfits.


huh, the lines are flashing in time with the song on the cd player (house cd player, not computer cd player)

I'm so close to giving up. I just want it fixed.

-ivybcomputerflower @ 11:24 AM (NO I HAVEN'T BEEN TO SLEEP YET. I WANT THIS FIXED ARRRRRGH)


oh I almost forgot, Snowwatch 2010: all signs point to it being slightly less impossible than usual for snow to happen tomorrow. WE SHALL SEE, STAY TUNED~

Internets

Nov. 16th, 2009 11:19 pm
ivybgreenflower: The Beatles (late period), surrounded by green plants and red flowers (Default)
So why does the whole internet insist my computer is stuck in the stone ages? Both Yahoo and Facebook were all "dude, upgrade your browser! (or switch to firefox or chrome or safari or some shit, we don't care)"

I HAVE THE LATEST IE! IE8! I went to their website and they were like "Why are you here?"

Plus Yahoo mail (my mother uses it, I use hotmail for normal stuff and sailormoon.com for junk stuff) said we didn't have 1024x768... um, hello, yes we do. Anything else makes the computer look like ass.

Websites are ALWAYS telling me to upgrade IE. WHY?? I mean, I guess it's good that they can't tell stuff about my computer, but...why don't they know? Is IE keeping itself a secret? WTF is this shit?

(We won't even talk about websites that try to push firefox. I DON'T WANT IT. Okay? Good.)

(Or macs. The next website I see trying to tell me I need a whole new computer to look at their website will be hacked so it shows giant donkey penises and no one will know it was me. I PROMISE.)



(Apparently I have a lot of computer anger. Hmm.)

(Also I just went and "liked" a bunch of stuff on facebook, who knows why.)

-11:19 PM

Clean

Sep. 28th, 2009 10:17 am
ivybgreenflower: The Beatles (late period), surrounded by green plants and red flowers (Default)
SPLIT FASTER, HJSPLIT
I'M TIRED OF WAITING

I'm splitting video files so my external hard drive will let me put them on it. They're HUGE (11 gigabytes EACH) and I want them off of my poor computer already. They're too important to delete, though, since they're copies of old VHS home movies. But they still take up more space than I'd like. So, in conclusion, SPLIT FASTER HJSPLIT.

(hjsplit is a program I downloaded. It works, but it's slow.)

-10:20 AM (I wish I could sleep :()

Bleh

Jun. 19th, 2008 01:41 am
ivybgreenflower: The Beatles (late period), surrounded by green plants and red flowers (Default)
1. So the water went away for awhile but I think it came back. And I've still been waking up with sore throats.

2. NewBird is really, really dumb.

3. I think I've begun creating a... lexicon of sorts for my novel. It feels very pretentious. So far I've created new names for existing countries/areas of the world and two new names for the citizens of these countries. It's kind of fun though. I haven't written anything though. I just don't feel up to it.

4. I've got 19.7 gigabytes of music on my harddrive. I think I need to delete some.

5. I LOVE the rainy season.

-1:46 AM
ivybgreenflower: The Beatles (late period), surrounded by green plants and red flowers (Default)
So, anyone need any computer parts? I really don't want to throw my old one away :(

-4:26 AM

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