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IT ISN'T FAIR.
Sep. 2nd, 2004 09:26 pmWeather lady (on tv): So, the hurricane (Frances) took a kind of... turn... in 24 hours we DIE.
Me: Is school closed?
Weather lady: OMGZ GET SUPPLIES NOW, YO.
Me: IS SCHOOL CLOSED?
Weather lady: WE ARE POWERLESS AGAINST THE HURRICANE! FLEE! FLEE!
Me: OMFG IS SCHOOL CLOSED OR NOT???
Weather guy: This is the worst hurricane in U.S. History. (I'm not kidding.)
Me: IS. SCHOOL. CLOSED. TOMORROW. ?.
Anchorman: K, so we called up the Citrus and Hernando county school boards. Guess what, suckers? Y'ALL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL. But Pasco, Manatee, Hardee, Pinellas, and every other county in the state of Florida has closed schools. Now, PREPARATION IS KEY, so you all don't die. Get water, pack bags, do preparationy stuff.
Me: *puddle of anguished tears* BUT WHY? I NEED TO PREPARE TOO! TEACHERS NEED TO PREPARE! WE NEED TO STAY HOME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Anchorman: HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Me: EFF. YOU. ALL. EFF YOU ALL SQUARED. CUBED. DIE PLZ.
Schoolboard: *cowers*
Me: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU SCUMBAGS, I HAVE THREE ESSAYS, A CHAPTER OUTLINE, AND OVER 21 INVOLVED QUESTIONS ON ANCIENT CHINA DUE TOMORROW, PLUS A ZOOLOGY TEST TO STUDY FOR. FEAR ME. DAMN YOU TO HELL, YOU BITCHES. DIE. DIE SLOWLY. I HOPE THE HURRICANE DESTROYS YOUR STUPID EXPENSIVE CARS YOU BOUGHT WITH THE MONEY WE GOT FOR SHOWING UP TO SCHOOL EVERYDAY. I HOPE YOUR KIDS WHINE AT YOU AND I HOPE YOU MAKE THEM GO TO SCHOOL AND BE MISERABLE TOO. I hope you die. I hope your friends die. I hope you all die horrible deaths. I have more homework than I have ever had in my life. DIE. Kbi.
Ivyette @ 9:16 PM
Me: Is school closed?
Weather lady: OMGZ GET SUPPLIES NOW, YO.
Me: IS SCHOOL CLOSED?
Weather lady: WE ARE POWERLESS AGAINST THE HURRICANE! FLEE! FLEE!
Me: OMFG IS SCHOOL CLOSED OR NOT???
Weather guy: This is the worst hurricane in U.S. History. (I'm not kidding.)
Me: IS. SCHOOL. CLOSED. TOMORROW. ?.
Anchorman: K, so we called up the Citrus and Hernando county school boards. Guess what, suckers? Y'ALL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL. But Pasco, Manatee, Hardee, Pinellas, and every other county in the state of Florida has closed schools. Now, PREPARATION IS KEY, so you all don't die. Get water, pack bags, do preparationy stuff.
Me: *puddle of anguished tears* BUT WHY? I NEED TO PREPARE TOO! TEACHERS NEED TO PREPARE! WE NEED TO STAY HOME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Anchorman: HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Me: EFF. YOU. ALL. EFF YOU ALL SQUARED. CUBED. DIE PLZ.
Schoolboard: *cowers*
Me: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU SCUMBAGS, I HAVE THREE ESSAYS, A CHAPTER OUTLINE, AND OVER 21 INVOLVED QUESTIONS ON ANCIENT CHINA DUE TOMORROW, PLUS A ZOOLOGY TEST TO STUDY FOR. FEAR ME. DAMN YOU TO HELL, YOU BITCHES. DIE. DIE SLOWLY. I HOPE THE HURRICANE DESTROYS YOUR STUPID EXPENSIVE CARS YOU BOUGHT WITH THE MONEY WE GOT FOR SHOWING UP TO SCHOOL EVERYDAY. I HOPE YOUR KIDS WHINE AT YOU AND I HOPE YOU MAKE THEM GO TO SCHOOL AND BE MISERABLE TOO. I hope you die. I hope your friends die. I hope you all die horrible deaths. I have more homework than I have ever had in my life. DIE. Kbi.
Ivyette @ 9:16 PM
