okay

so like do you guys ever have two people whose faces you just cannot separate in your mind?

because like I know Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera are two different people, and I think the former is preferable to the latter, maybe, but for the life of me I cannot picture them with different faces. In my head they have the same face. Like I'll look at pictures, right? And I'll be like "oh yeah, they are totally different looking! what is my problem!" because they really are different people who look different from each other.

and ten seconds later they've morphed into the same person again. The face I picture is like some sort of conglomeration, a Ceraberg, perhaps.

Sometimes Andy Samberg gets mixed in but then I'm like "no Andy Samberg you don't belong here" and I remember his face looks different.

Like I just googled them and they look completely different! They don't have the same features at all! But I can literally feel the differences slipping away from me AS I TYPE THIS. See? I already can't remember what they are or which one is which.

I know I'm like way late to the party here but last week I had to go sit in someone's house I don't know because it was Boyfriend's friend's birthday and Zombieland was on tv and I have no idea which one of them is in it and now the Ceraberg face is HAUNTING ME like "OMG YOU BITCH"

I don't have this problem with Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley.

wait no according to google their smooshname is actually "Eisencera". ok.

I know this has happened to me with other people but I can't remember who.

this has been a post.

-5:32 AM

oh wait I almost forgot RIP JOHN LENNON <3

update

I have an update on the Ceraberg situation: I've discovered why I get them confused.

I used to think Jesse Eisenberg was Andrew Garfield. THAT used to be the face I pictured in my head for both Jesse Eisenberg and actualAndrew Garfield until I realized that no one would say Michael Cera and Andrew Garfield look alike and then I saw that movie (well, part of it) and remembered that before Eisenberg was Andrew Garfield, he used to be Ceraberg, because I saw his face so much with all that Social Network stuff, so at one point I WAS aware he looked absolutely nothing like Andrew Garfield and in fact looked much more like Michael Cera, and then after I saw parts of Zombieland he became Ceraberg again.

Why Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg were ever in my head together in the first place, I cannot tell you.

-11:24 PM

EDIT: WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT ANDREW GARFIELD WAS IN FACT IN THE SOCIAL NETWORK WITH JESSE EISENBERG AND I DIDN'T MAKE UP THE FACT THAT THEY KNEW EACH OTHER. welp. I could have sworn I made that up.