okay

[ivybgreenflower]

so like do you guys ever have two people whose faces you just cannot separate in your mind?

because like I know Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera are two different people, and I think the former is preferable to the latter, maybe, but for the life of me I cannot picture them with different faces. In my head they have the same face. Like I'll look at pictures, right? And I'll be like "oh yeah, they are totally different looking! what is my problem!" because they really are different people who look different from each other.

and ten seconds later they've morphed into the same person again. The face I picture is like some sort of conglomeration, a Ceraberg, perhaps.

Sometimes Andy Samberg gets mixed in but then I'm like "no Andy Samberg you don't belong here" and I remember his face looks different.

Like I just googled them and they look completely different! They don't have the same features at all! But I can literally feel the differences slipping away from me AS I TYPE THIS. See? I already can't remember what they are or which one is which.

I know I'm like way late to the party here but last week I had to go sit in someone's house I don't know because it was Boyfriend's friend's birthday and Zombieland was on tv and I have no idea which one of them is in it and now the Ceraberg face is HAUNTING ME like "OMG YOU BITCH"

I don't have this problem with Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley.

wait no according to google their smooshname is actually "Eisencera". ok.

I know this has happened to me with other people but I can't remember who.

this has been a post.

-5:32 AM

oh wait I almost forgot RIP JOHN LENNON <3

Comments

[left-to-love.livejournal.com]

they are pretty much the same person which is really strange because A LOT of people have a really strong preference for one and/or a really strong hatred for the other, and i am not exempt from this despite totally being aware that they're like identical. personally i'm the only human being in the world who prefers michael cera, because i think he's adorable in that way where i'm freakishly obsessed with awkward pseudo-hipsters, and jesse eisenberg inspires a really profound rage in me and i also think he's overrated as an actor and there is a legitimate chance i would have stabbed someone if he'd won the oscar last year.

but, weirdly, they're still like completely interchangeable. i don't really get it.

and eisenberg was in "zombieland" because i was personally offended that he had the audacity to be in the presence of my future best friend emma stone.

for the record i love natalie portman but keira knightley makes me want to drop-kick a small child, so.

[frickkonastick.livejournal.com]

I feel a lot like you do only my feelings are a lot more subdude.

I prefer Cera but only because the social network fandom LIKE CULT THING that happened last year made me have an aversion to everyone in that movie.

I've never really had a problem telling them apart tho. IDK I've always liked Michael Cera. W/E.

I love Natalie Portman and have no feelings towards Kiera Knightley.

[left-to-love.livejournal.com]

lmao tbh there are a lot of people who have the same feelings as i do except when i have feelings i have them exponentially more intensely than other people do. this rule seems to permeate throughout my life.

i always disliked jesse but the social network deal made me looooathe him.

and michael cera is awesome because arrested development, for starters.

natalie portman is going to play me in the dramatic oscar-winning film of my life. i've always been sure of this.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

This is my exact problem with Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds. Plus they're both fucking named Ryan. They are the name guy.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

Same guy*. Same name guys. Whatever.

[ivybgreenflower]

I think you're right because I can't picture Ryan Reynolds in my head rn

[odontv.livejournal.com]

Especially when Ryan Reynolds has some stubble oh my god.



WHO THE FUCK.

[ivybgreenflower]

SEE THIS ISN'T HELPING MY "LUMP PEOPLE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TOGETHER" PROBLEM

...that's what Ryan Reynolds looks like? The Scarlett Johansson person? Really? Huh.

[left-to-love.livejournal.com]

negl i went through a long period of time where i couldn't tell them apart because in my head they were the same person, so i can't judge.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

They are basically the same except Gosling hasn't turned his career to shit.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

Also I like Jesse and Michael. Michael is awkward goofy hipster and Jesse is awkward downer hipster.

I feel confident in liking both of these hipsters, because I really did like them both before they were cool.

[ivybgreenflower]

I feel like they should hang out and be hipsters together.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

Yes except I think Jesse hates Michael IRL. LOL.

[ivybgreenflower]

lol during my google investigation I found out he finds it annoying. He's older by like 5 years, he should just take MC under his hipster wing.

[writinchica2k.livejournal.com]

I get this problem with of all people Darren Criss and Brendon Urie. Maybe they're 20th cousins or something...

[ivybgreenflower]

lmao I know a lot of people who would FREAK OUT if that was the case.