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ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-08-19 07:39 pm
ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-08-19 07:39 pm
Plz.
Omfg.
Updatage.
Bob:
Bob seems so much better now. Not sure why he didn't act normally in the first place *shrug*.
School:
Humanities, whee!
Um. I have TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT current event essays to do today. One is for History. Plus I didn't finish my History classwork, plus we have a "quiz". THEN, in Psych, the other current event is due, PLUS a test.
THEN a Zoology test tomorrow as well. Diediedie, bitches.
So tests first, second, AND third period. I have some homework- reading and noting and whatevering to some packet- for 4th period. 5th period, I have to finish translating my Spanish thing. So, um. Expect me to type up the whole thing in my handy translator. I can't do this without it, not today. 6th lunch, and a word scramble thing for Geometry.
FOR THE LOVE OF JOHN LENNON, INSANE PILES OF HOMEWORK FOR EVERY FREAKING CLASS? wth?
I guess I should start working now. Hate.
Oh, my dentist appointment yesterday. I tried to make it funny, but I'm not in the mood. But read anyway
Dentistry Gone Wrong.
Me: *enters office* Y'know, those teeth don't hurt that badly...
3:15:
Intern-like girl: X-rays, whee.
3:30:
Dentist's assistant thing: *scrape scrape scrape*
Me: Ow.
3:45:
Dentist's assistant thing: *scrape scrape SCRAPE SCRAPESSCRAPE*
Me: OW.
My teeth: *bleed*
My gums: *fall off*
3:50:
Dentist's assistant thing: You're teeth are crap.
Me: Thanks.
Dentist: SO. You have like 9 cavities. Only three of them are real. The other six are wannabes. So let's fix those three, ok?
Me: No?
Dentist: Ok then! Let's go! So. If anything hurts, raise your left hand.
Dentist's assistant thing gives me numb stuff. Dentist pokes the roof of my mouth randomly with something sharp metal and pointy, and screws. In the part with no numbness.
Me: NNNEERG!
Dentist: Yeah, I know.
Me: LEFTHAND! LEFTHAND!
Left hand: *whistles*
Dentist's assistant thing clamps, then screws, large metal hardware into both sides of my mouth. In the part that isn't numb.
Dentist: So how's school?
Me: nnnjh2uh8.
Dentist: I get that a lot.
Me: ...
Dentist: You have pretty teeth. (pause.) Have you ever thought about getting braces?
Me: *thinking* WTF? *out loud* ...
Dentist: Has Mom ever thought about it?
Me: *with difficulty* We don't want them.
Dentist: ...
Me:...
Dentist's assistant thing: ...
Dentist: K, let's go.
Drill thing: NNNNSSSZZZR! NNNNSSSZZZR!
Me: LEFTHANDLEFTHANDLEFTHAND!
Left pinky: *slowly rises*
Dentist: BRB.
Me: WTF?
Dentist: *comes back*
Me: He looks like Gio. Omfgomfgomfg.
Dentist: *does dentisty filly things that hurt*
Me: LEFTHANDLEFTHANDLEFTHAND!
Right pinky: *slowly raises*
Me: *cries*
So, basically, my teeth needed to be scraped for hours (something about my not brushing my teeth? WTF?) my three cavities had to be filled, the end.
Only not.
See, my first cavity went really pleasantly. This was a few years ago, but still. It never hurt, they found it, they filled it, the filling was tooth colored so I don't even know which tooth it is, and that's the end. Yesterday's three, however, were filled with three bits of dark gray felt-like material. I mean, it feels like I have bits of bread stuck in my teeth. And they hurt like bloody hell. My other cavity- the "good" cavity- never hurt, EVER, not before, not during, not after.
*cries*
Oh, by the way. Happy 6 (month) th anniversary to my first wife, and a belated happy second anniversary to my second wife. Much love and many forks to you both.
Ivyette @ 8:17 PM
Updatage.
Bob:
Bob seems so much better now. Not sure why he didn't act normally in the first place *shrug*.
School:
Humanities, whee!
Um. I have TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT current event essays to do today. One is for History. Plus I didn't finish my History classwork, plus we have a "quiz". THEN, in Psych, the other current event is due, PLUS a test.
THEN a Zoology test tomorrow as well. Diediedie, bitches.
So tests first, second, AND third period. I have some homework- reading and noting and whatevering to some packet- for 4th period. 5th period, I have to finish translating my Spanish thing. So, um. Expect me to type up the whole thing in my handy translator. I can't do this without it, not today. 6th lunch, and a word scramble thing for Geometry.
FOR THE LOVE OF JOHN LENNON, INSANE PILES OF HOMEWORK FOR EVERY FREAKING CLASS? wth?
I guess I should start working now. Hate.
Oh, my dentist appointment yesterday. I tried to make it funny, but I'm not in the mood. But read anyway
Dentistry Gone Wrong.
Me: *enters office* Y'know, those teeth don't hurt that badly...
3:15:
Intern-like girl: X-rays, whee.
3:30:
Dentist's assistant thing: *scrape scrape scrape*
Me: Ow.
3:45:
Dentist's assistant thing: *scrape scrape SCRAPE SCRAPESSCRAPE*
Me: OW.
My teeth: *bleed*
My gums: *fall off*
3:50:
Dentist's assistant thing: You're teeth are crap.
Me: Thanks.
Dentist: SO. You have like 9 cavities. Only three of them are real. The other six are wannabes. So let's fix those three, ok?
Me: No?
Dentist: Ok then! Let's go! So. If anything hurts, raise your left hand.
Dentist's assistant thing gives me numb stuff. Dentist pokes the roof of my mouth randomly with something sharp metal and pointy, and screws. In the part with no numbness.
Me: NNNEERG!
Dentist: Yeah, I know.
Me: LEFTHAND! LEFTHAND!
Left hand: *whistles*
Dentist's assistant thing clamps, then screws, large metal hardware into both sides of my mouth. In the part that isn't numb.
Dentist: So how's school?
Me: nnnjh2uh8.
Dentist: I get that a lot.
Me: ...
Dentist: You have pretty teeth. (pause.) Have you ever thought about getting braces?
Me: *thinking* WTF? *out loud* ...
Dentist: Has Mom ever thought about it?
Me: *with difficulty* We don't want them.
Dentist: ...
Me:...
Dentist's assistant thing: ...
Dentist: K, let's go.
Drill thing: NNNNSSSZZZR! NNNNSSSZZZR!
Me: LEFTHANDLEFTHANDLEFTHAND!
Left pinky: *slowly rises*
Dentist: BRB.
Me: WTF?
Dentist: *comes back*
Me: He looks like Gio. Omfgomfgomfg.
Dentist: *does dentisty filly things that hurt*
Me: LEFTHANDLEFTHANDLEFTHAND!
Right pinky: *slowly raises*
Me: *cries*
So, basically, my teeth needed to be scraped for hours (something about my not brushing my teeth? WTF?) my three cavities had to be filled, the end.
Only not.
See, my first cavity went really pleasantly. This was a few years ago, but still. It never hurt, they found it, they filled it, the filling was tooth colored so I don't even know which tooth it is, and that's the end. Yesterday's three, however, were filled with three bits of dark gray felt-like material. I mean, it feels like I have bits of bread stuck in my teeth. And they hurt like bloody hell. My other cavity- the "good" cavity- never hurt, EVER, not before, not during, not after.
*cries*
Oh, by the way. Happy 6 (month) th anniversary to my first wife, and a belated happy second anniversary to my second wife. Much love and many forks to you both.
Ivyette @ 8:17 PM
Whisper Thin
Love, luck, and lollipops.
P.S. Now we both have metaly crap in our teeth! *bonds*
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