I'm not dead, unfortunately :)

[ivybgreenflower]

No, I'm not dead. I have Intestinal Flu, Influenza's retarded trailer park half sister.
I threw up three times in sucession, the bathroom is my new home, and my carpet will never be the same.
I can't go back to school until Tuesday on doctor's orders and I'll probably kill myself from the work missed. And the sleepiness. Oh God the sleepiness.
Lord help me.
I need someone's notes. ...or just their brain. That would be better. Oh my God I'm gonna miss the Saturday study session! GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
CURSE YOU, WHOEVER INFECTED ME WITH THIS HORRID VIRUS. I HATE YOU. YOU WILL DIE, BECAUSE I WILL KILL YOU. I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER. YOU WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I have comments to respond to, and a complete relay of the events of my sickness would cause you all to be sick.

But, here is my menu:
1 pea. just one.
2 corn kernals. only two.
A few tablespoons of broth
A lot of peach sorbet. No fat. eep.
A container of Gerber baby applesauce. I could only eat half at a time. I feel so week.
3 veggie crackers
Some pastina. (Pastina is mini pasta, shaped like little stars. Actually, it's like the size of rice. You eat it with salt, pepper, and milk, and butter.)

I'm better now, though. My temperature was 100.7 (also a radio station, hee) which is three degrees above normal (blaaahhh) but last time I checked, it was 97.5, which is nice.

I just wish I could touch things again.
OH BY THE WAY, my baby cousin John, his mom Debby (widow of my uncle John) and my uncle Vincent, are here visting, and I can't see them.

Please kill me.

Ivyette @ 7:46 PM

Comments

[living-in-ennui.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I hope you feel better. But I guess, from a fellow dying person, that doesn't work too well...

[ivybgreenflower]

No, it doesn't, but thanks anyway, and get well soon too. :)
Ivyette

[ordinaryturtle.livejournal.com]

you can't die or be killed, then people would miss you and be sad, it will be all ok, just a little rut right now

[lizzeh-gal.livejournal.com]

In agreement with the turtle ; ). If you died, I would miss reading your journal full of ranty goodness. 'Sides, you'll be all un-sick before you know it. Drink loadsa fluids, drink tea, and....uh...sleep. Also, watching trashy shows will help you feel better about yourself. I would recommend Jerry Springer, but its sadistic. Uh...hope you get better soon!

[ivybgreenflower]

awwww thanks so much I lurve you!
Instead of tv, I'll just listen to Beatles (it always works.)
And liquids have been all I've been able to eat... lol... so thanks, I love you. :)
Ivyette
PS. *hug hug*

[lizzeh-gal.livejournal.com]

Nawww.....so sweet. *hugs*

[ivybgreenflower]

:)

[ivybgreenflower]

Awwww thanks a lot. :) I feel better already!
Ivyette
PS *hug hug*

[ofstaticpallor.livejournal.com]

Oooh, weak. Home sick with the flu. Madness!
Who the heck get's the intestinal flu? You probably have mono...*laughs* not. Did you share any drinks with anyone? Yoy may not have gotten sick from school. You say you have family down from New York...or New Jersey...or whatever. Bundles of sick people up north, so they were probably carriers of the virus. Word?

You can borrow my notes sometime. Um...we didn't have much in the way of homework...
You've missed a major/minor test in English. Read The Glass Menagerie and A Raisin in the Sun if you already haven't. The test asks questions using the...plot triangle thing...yes...the plot triangle thing.
In physics we got our tests back and to bring up our grade we were allowed to go through the book and correct our mistakes. I got a 48 and brought it up to a 70...There is hope for you yet Gracie. Hopefully he will allow you to fix it. And then in history...did you take the test? we had a test... 25/26. No clue about your other classes.

Anywho, adieu dear, and take care and get well soon...

[ivybgreenflower]

I think I got it from school since Bianca is sick... lol who cares.
Thankee dahling.
:)
Ivyette