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ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-07-05 05:30 pm
ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-07-05 05:30 pm
Cleaning
It was thundering and my sweetie and I stayed up until 6 again so I didn't bother getting out of bed until around 4. Look... I couldn't go online, I couldn't vacuum, so what else was there to do?
So when I finally heaved myself out of bed and took a shower, I made up for my lack of awakeness.
I cleaned.
First I vacuumed the living room.
Then I dusted on top of the tv.
Then I dusted the mantle.
Then I cleaned the kitchen windows.
Then I washed the counter-top.
Then I washed/sprayed the kitchen table.
Then I used the clorox ready-mop to mop the linoleum.
Then I cleaned the glass on the china cabinet.
Then I cleaned some bird-related thing. And vacuumed again because I got the carpet dirty.
I cleaned the stovetop and the microwave.
And the phone.
And my cell phone.
Then my record was over.
So I cleaned it.
And then I cleaned the record player.
I can't remember when, but I do remember washing the crumb tray in the toaster. Who would have guessed- the crumb tray can be recycled.
I did more, but I'm far too tired to list it all.
I'm all sweaty and exhausted and I have a headache from cleaning supplies. BUT I HAD SO MUCH FUN IT WAS SCARY. I did it all whilst smiling and dancing like that lady on the Swiffer commercial.
I TURNED STEPFORD, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Ivyette the obsessive-compulsive wondergirl @ 5:38 PM.
Yes. I cleaned pretty quickly. Hee.
So when I finally heaved myself out of bed and took a shower, I made up for my lack of awakeness.
I cleaned.
First I vacuumed the living room.
Then I dusted on top of the tv.
Then I dusted the mantle.
Then I cleaned the kitchen windows.
Then I washed the counter-top.
Then I washed/sprayed the kitchen table.
Then I used the clorox ready-mop to mop the linoleum.
Then I cleaned the glass on the china cabinet.
Then I cleaned some bird-related thing. And vacuumed again because I got the carpet dirty.
I cleaned the stovetop and the microwave.
And the phone.
And my cell phone.
Then my record was over.
So I cleaned it.
And then I cleaned the record player.
I can't remember when, but I do remember washing the crumb tray in the toaster. Who would have guessed- the crumb tray can be recycled.
I did more, but I'm far too tired to list it all.
I'm all sweaty and exhausted and I have a headache from cleaning supplies. BUT I HAD SO MUCH FUN IT WAS SCARY. I did it all whilst smiling and dancing like that lady on the Swiffer commercial.
I TURNED STEPFORD, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Ivyette the obsessive-compulsive wondergirl @ 5:38 PM.
Yes. I cleaned pretty quickly. Hee.
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Caffeine free eric, now comes in two flavors: mexican and polish
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So I'm hanging around at your site looking through your eljay icons.
Noticed one and started cracking up.
"Sorry, I can't date you. You have too many carbs."
Ooer. brilliance + easily amused.
oh em gee.
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