Sickened. SICKENED.

[ivybgreenflower]

SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK.
This is what I get for being curious.
I clicked on Lee Starkey under my interests...
The only other single journal besides me was this chick who is obsessed with Beatles slash.
She has "proof that the Beatles loved each other!!"
Dude. Of COURSE they loved each other. But in a BROTHERLY way, not in a... physical way.
Let's get this straight (no pun intended) for the LAST TIME.
John and Paul didn't do anything with each other. George and Paul, George and John, George and Ringo, Ringo and John, Ringo and Paul and any other possible combination... NO. NO NO NO.
BRIAN EPSTEIN, I said BRIAN EPSTEIN was gay. NO ONE ELSE RELATED TO THE BEATLES was. Nor did any of them have a relationship with Brian.
LAST TIME FOLKS: JOHN LOVED YOKO AND CYNTHIA. PAUL LOVES HEATHER, and LOVED LINDA AND JANE. GEORGE LOVED OLIVIA AND PATTIE. RINGO LOVES BARBARA AND LOVED MAUREEN. THE END.

And no, I'm not denying their having relationships with each other because I think it's "wrong" or anything completely moronic like that.
I'm denying it BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE. And I'm sick of seeing it all over the place, uncut livejournal entries that detail Paul and John doing things together... ick ick ick.
Thank you.
Ivyette @ 10:29 PM

Comments

[mr-hot-apples.livejournal.com]

Yoko is a man, dear. I'm sorry. The photos were altered. She doesn't have any female parts.

[ivybgreenflower]

You've seen her naked? I have. Still... I guess I could believe it.
Thank you for informing me.
Maybe I'll IM you.
Ivyette

[ordinaryturtle.livejournal.com]

ok first of all let's get this straight, John was a monkey in a disguise you know sort of like bigfoot but they shaved him. Yoko was the infamous Yeti in the Himalaya's that's why she's asian but shaved. George was a communist hippie but was blacklisted in the 50's and was sent to America along with the others. Ringo is....well he's ringo...and Paul he's an Alien from the Planet Zorbat. He is of the Grey Species of Aliens (ya know the ones with big heads and big black eyes and no nose and a little slit for a mouth) he is here studying the way of people. John was killed by an EPA agent because he was about to reveal to the world he was in fact a bigfoot. George died of his "heartattack" which was actually started by a conservative liberal named George Lucas. Today, Paul is still randomly abducting people with his "music" and Ringo is in fact stil Ringo

[ivybgreenflower]

George didn't die of a heart attack. He died because he had throat cancer that spread to his brain.
But yeah, I could totally see Paul being an alien.
Hee.
Ivyette :)