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ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-06-23 05:40 pm
ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-06-23 05:40 pm
Random facts
Random facts about me, because I'm feeling particularly "I <3 me" today.
I suppose this is for all those new people on my friendslist.
1. I have been married quite a few times.
2. One of my husbands was Elijah Wood.
3. Another was my boyfriend from 8th grade. I forgot to divorce him when we broke up until I was in 9th grade.
4. One of them is a future husband: we will be married in January (I think) of the year 3000.
5. I have two wives.
6. And three children.
7. I like to tell strangers about my wives and children.
8. I am prone to having fetishes.
9. One of them is marriages.
10. One of them is forks, and kitchenware in general.
11. Another is livejournal.
12. I like to make livejournal icons. A lot.
13. Sometimes, when I like people, I make them things. I don't know why I feel compelled to do this.
14. I gave my wifelet 2 plastic forks. One of them had one of my hairs tied to it. According to him, it saved his life once. :)
15. I have a hair fetish, too. It runs in my family- when my father was a teenager, he had long hair too. My mother used to like playing with it.
16. Ironically, my father wants me to cut my hair to about chin length.
17. So does the rest of my family.
18. I hate them for it.
19. I can cook, but kicthen appliances scare the crap out of me.
20. All of my animals have hated me.
21. I used to think in third person, rather like a novel.
22. I don't do this any more.
23. I really love writing, but I suck at plot lines.
24. To compensate, I take my beautiful characters and situations and kill them off.
25. Because the only thing I can do is kill people or break their hearts, I've gotten really good at it.
26. I once told Bianca "When you introduce me to people, you're just going to have to accept the fact that I might marry them."
27. That's one of my favorite quotes, ever.
28. One of the most ironic things ever is that I hate cherries, a lot. In real life, cherries are ugly and disgusting. I also hate screen names with numbers in them. Thus, my screen name is CherryLady1346.
29. I am prone to massive contradictions. See above.
30. I used to be bothered immensely when people stared at me.
31. Now I have accepted the fact that it just happens sometimes. Like when you walk into walls at movie theatres.
32. That wasn't my fault.
33. I actually kind of like being stared at now.
34. I have the musical and clothing tastes of 50+ year-old women.
35. Sometimes, when a woman with white hair and more wrinkles than she has height walks into a restaurant that I happen to be in, I notice we're wearing the same shirt.
36. Sometimes I have to adjust my mood to the situation. My mood never quite matches what's going on. So I pretend it does.
37. No one ever notices.
38. I have stalkerish tendencies.
39. I have been so obsessive-compulsive at times that I threw a fit when my father threatened to throw away our old VCR.
40. Consequently, it still lives on top of our record cabinet thingie.
41. When I was younger, everything had to be even: If you kissed one cheek, you had to kiss the other. If I had one doll, she had to have a friend. This kind of got out of hand.
42. I have an impeccable memory of people and my conversations with them. If I say I forgot, I probably didn't and am just pretending.
43. Sometimes I forget what I'm talking about in the middle of a sentence.
44. I apply male- and female-pronouns to animals.
45. My grammar in real life is much better than it is on lj or in IM, simply because online I do it to be weird.
46. I read the first three Harry Potter books out of order. It went SS, POA, CS, GOF.
47. I still remember much of the useless Sailor Moon, Pokemon, and LOTR trivia I picked up during my obsessions with them.
48. Keep in mind my SM and P. obsessions started in the fifth grade.
49. I don't have any friends left from elementary school.
50. I did, however, meet Bianca in a summer camp thing at my school. She was sickly and complained a lot, but she was my only friend. Actually, I got the impression I annoyed her. She doesn't remember any of this.
51. The day I told her this, she was in front of her locker and I just randomly blurted out "I think I know you from somewhere."
52. We had known each other for about a year and a half as of that day.
53. I was afraid my two bffs wouldn't like each other. Turns out, I was wrong.
54. I decided they were to be my twin sisters. I'm assuming we're triplets.
55. I didn't invent the word wifelet: John Lennon did.
56. I talk to John and George Harrison.
57. Linda McCartney does favors for my second wife.
58. I find it hard to be sympathetic when my friends lose relatives. This is because I learned at a very early age not to be sad when people die- you're not allowed.
59. Thusly, death doesn't bother me.
60. I lose at least one family member a year.
61. Last year it was my two favorites: My uncle and my grandfather.
62. We're suing the nursing home that killed my grandfather. We have pictures and my father visited him every single day.
63. My mother just came home, so bye.
Ivyette @ 6:15 PM
I suppose this is for all those new people on my friendslist.
1. I have been married quite a few times.
2. One of my husbands was Elijah Wood.
3. Another was my boyfriend from 8th grade. I forgot to divorce him when we broke up until I was in 9th grade.
4. One of them is a future husband: we will be married in January (I think) of the year 3000.
5. I have two wives.
6. And three children.
7. I like to tell strangers about my wives and children.
8. I am prone to having fetishes.
9. One of them is marriages.
10. One of them is forks, and kitchenware in general.
11. Another is livejournal.
12. I like to make livejournal icons. A lot.
13. Sometimes, when I like people, I make them things. I don't know why I feel compelled to do this.
14. I gave my wifelet 2 plastic forks. One of them had one of my hairs tied to it. According to him, it saved his life once. :)
15. I have a hair fetish, too. It runs in my family- when my father was a teenager, he had long hair too. My mother used to like playing with it.
16. Ironically, my father wants me to cut my hair to about chin length.
17. So does the rest of my family.
18. I hate them for it.
19. I can cook, but kicthen appliances scare the crap out of me.
20. All of my animals have hated me.
21. I used to think in third person, rather like a novel.
22. I don't do this any more.
23. I really love writing, but I suck at plot lines.
24. To compensate, I take my beautiful characters and situations and kill them off.
25. Because the only thing I can do is kill people or break their hearts, I've gotten really good at it.
26. I once told Bianca "When you introduce me to people, you're just going to have to accept the fact that I might marry them."
27. That's one of my favorite quotes, ever.
28. One of the most ironic things ever is that I hate cherries, a lot. In real life, cherries are ugly and disgusting. I also hate screen names with numbers in them. Thus, my screen name is CherryLady1346.
29. I am prone to massive contradictions. See above.
30. I used to be bothered immensely when people stared at me.
31. Now I have accepted the fact that it just happens sometimes. Like when you walk into walls at movie theatres.
32. That wasn't my fault.
33. I actually kind of like being stared at now.
34. I have the musical and clothing tastes of 50+ year-old women.
35. Sometimes, when a woman with white hair and more wrinkles than she has height walks into a restaurant that I happen to be in, I notice we're wearing the same shirt.
36. Sometimes I have to adjust my mood to the situation. My mood never quite matches what's going on. So I pretend it does.
37. No one ever notices.
38. I have stalkerish tendencies.
39. I have been so obsessive-compulsive at times that I threw a fit when my father threatened to throw away our old VCR.
40. Consequently, it still lives on top of our record cabinet thingie.
41. When I was younger, everything had to be even: If you kissed one cheek, you had to kiss the other. If I had one doll, she had to have a friend. This kind of got out of hand.
42. I have an impeccable memory of people and my conversations with them. If I say I forgot, I probably didn't and am just pretending.
43. Sometimes I forget what I'm talking about in the middle of a sentence.
44. I apply male- and female-pronouns to animals.
45. My grammar in real life is much better than it is on lj or in IM, simply because online I do it to be weird.
46. I read the first three Harry Potter books out of order. It went SS, POA, CS, GOF.
47. I still remember much of the useless Sailor Moon, Pokemon, and LOTR trivia I picked up during my obsessions with them.
48. Keep in mind my SM and P. obsessions started in the fifth grade.
49. I don't have any friends left from elementary school.
50. I did, however, meet Bianca in a summer camp thing at my school. She was sickly and complained a lot, but she was my only friend. Actually, I got the impression I annoyed her. She doesn't remember any of this.
51. The day I told her this, she was in front of her locker and I just randomly blurted out "I think I know you from somewhere."
52. We had known each other for about a year and a half as of that day.
53. I was afraid my two bffs wouldn't like each other. Turns out, I was wrong.
54. I decided they were to be my twin sisters. I'm assuming we're triplets.
55. I didn't invent the word wifelet: John Lennon did.
56. I talk to John and George Harrison.
57. Linda McCartney does favors for my second wife.
58. I find it hard to be sympathetic when my friends lose relatives. This is because I learned at a very early age not to be sad when people die- you're not allowed.
59. Thusly, death doesn't bother me.
60. I lose at least one family member a year.
61. Last year it was my two favorites: My uncle and my grandfather.
62. We're suing the nursing home that killed my grandfather. We have pictures and my father visited him every single day.
63. My mother just came home, so bye.
Ivyette @ 6:15 PM
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You can now buy Love in gallon sized or even once sized bottles! All for the low price of 9,999,999$
1. ...
2. ...(im having a difficult time thinking... now its actually hurting me to think)
love, luck, and lollipops
-the morbid angel
Re: You can now buy Love in gallon sized or even once sized bottles! All for the low price of 9,999,
A livejournal cut is html you use to shorten up your entry if it's really long so as to not take up all the room in one's friend page. *CoughGRACECough* It makes the little link in the middle of an entry.
Ok, I did it all without the little arrow keys (<,>) but remember to place a < in front of the codes and a > behind them.
Before the entry you type in
lj-cut BLAHBLAHBLAH[Enter entry here.]BLAHBLAHBLAH /lj-cut
Or if you wanna be fancyshmancy you can changed what the link says by typing
lj-cut text="THISISWHATYOURLINKSAYS" [Entry heeerre.] /lj-cut
That probably makes no sense so if you want help with it later ask me.
kthxbi.
Re: You can now buy Love in gallon sized or even once sized bottles! All for the low price of 9,999,
Ivyette
Re: You can now buy Love in gallon sized or even once sized bottles! All for the low price of 9,999,
Ivyette