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[ivybgreenflower]

// Series One - You
? Birth date: November 24th, 1987
? Birthplace: Brooksville, Fl- I never lived there... see, the Spring Hill hospitals had no maternity ward.
? Current Location: Spring Hill
? Eye Color: Dark brown
? Hair Color: Dark brown
? Righty or Lefty: Right... but all my children are left-handed.
? Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

// Series Two - Describe
? Your heritage: Italian (Mafia.... hahahahaahhah)
? The shoes you wore today: Blue sandals
? Your hair: A bit past midback. 25 and a half inches long.
? Your eyes: Dark brown... the bags under the right eye are longer than the left eye.
? Your weakness: Losing people. I just kind of... die.
? Your fears: Here we go again.
The dark. Going blind. Toasters. Ovens. Waffle irons. Curling irons. Irons. Toaster ovens. Microwaves. I could go on.
? Your favorite pizza: Plain.
? One thing you'd like to achieve: Killing you.

// Series Three - What Is
? Your most overused phrase on AIM?: lmao or hahahahahahaahahh. I mean, really.
? Your thoughts first waking up: Last night's aim conversation sure was weird.
? The first feature you notice in the opposite (or same) sex: huggableness.
? Your bedtime: Lately, it's been 5 AM :)

// Series Four - You Prefer
? Pepsi or coke: Publix
? McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's.
? Adidas or Nike: Ew. Payless.
? Lipton or Nestea: Lipton
? Chocolate or vanilla: I dunno.
? Cappuccino or coffee: Ick.
? Soft or hard ice cream: I dunno.
? Playstation or Nintendo: Ew.
? Comedy or horror: comedy! I HATE horror.
? Reality or sitcoms: American Idol... or The Addams Family.
? White or colored socks: Whatever.
? Chinese or Italian food: Italian. Duh. We had Chinese yesterday.
? Sweet or sour: Sweet.
? Fried or baked: I'm allergic to heated oil. So baked.
? Summer or winter: Summer!!!!!!
? Indoors or outdoors: Indoors.
? Pop/rock or country: Oldies.
? Walmart or Zellers: What?
? Morning or night: night
? Movies or books: Books!

// Series Five - Do You
? Smoke: nope
? Cuss: Just a bit.
? Sing well: No. Hahahahahahah, no.
? Take a shower everyday: YES.
? Think you've been in love: Yes.
? Want to go to college: No. I am going though.
? Like school: I suppose.
? Want to get married: I AM MARRIED.
? Type properly or peck at the keys: Kinda halfway between.
? Believe in yourself: I believe in my ability to kill people.
? Get motion sickness: No.
? Think you're attractive: No.
? Think you're a health freak: No.
? Get along with your parents: Yes.
? Like thunderstorms: Of course!

// Series Six - In the Past Month (and a half) Did You/Have You
? Drank alcohol: No.
? Smoked: No.
? Done a drug: No.
? Had Sex: No.
? Made Out: No.
? Go on a date: No.
? Go to the mall: Probably.
? Eaten an entire box of Oreos: EWWWW.
? Eaten sushi: No.
? Been on stage: I really miss drama class.
? Been dumped: Kinda.
? Gone skating: Noooo.
? Made homemade cookies: Good idea.
? Dyed your hair: No.
? Ordered take-out: Yes. Chinese, yesterday.
? Gone to the movie theatre: YES! Hahahahahah! Harry Potter Day!
? Rented movies: No.
? Read a book: HP, Ella... etc.

// Series Seven - Have You Ever
? Played a game that required removal of clothing: No.
? If so, was it mixed company: No.
? Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No.
? Been caught doing something: ?
? Been called a tease: Nope.
? Gotten beaten up: No.
? Changed who you were to fit in: Ick no. Do I look like the kind of person who would?
? Taken illegal drugs: No.
? Made out with a stranger: No.
? Found love on the internet: Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
? Go to a co-ed slumber party: No.
? Stayed a night in jail: No.
? Dated someone who stayed a night in jail: Nope.

// Series Eight - The Future
? Age you hope to be married: It must be 16... since I am.
? Numbers and Names of Children: We have three with one on the way; Johna, Paula, Sam, and Unnamed Child.
? names: Names of what?
? Describe your Dream Wedding: I want to be married in a church, and have my vows renewed on top of a building.
? What is your dream career: Flower arranger... but I'm allergic! Hahahahahaahh!
? What country would you most like to visit: Italy.

// Series Nine - Opposite Sex (or same?)
? Best eye color: Brown, but I suppose it doesn't matter.
? Best hair color: I dunno. Black ;)
? Best height: Whatever.
? Best articles of clothing: Forks.

// Series Ten - Number of
? Number of boys I have kissed in my life: 1.
? Number of boys I have made out with: lol
? Number of boyfriends you've had: 2
? Number of girls I have kissed: None.
? Number of girls I have made out with: none.
? Number of girlfriends you've had: none
? Number of drugs taken illegally: None.
? Number of people I could trust with my life: I dunno.
? Number of piercings: NONE! At all! And I don't plan to be all conformist and do it!
? Number of tattoos: None.
? Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: a few...
? Number of scars on my body: Ooh loads!
? Number of things in my past that I regret: A lot.







Seven things in your room:
1) My new drawer thingie
2) Linda (the doll, not the McCartney)
3) Posters. Oh, God, the posters.
4) bed
5) Stuff....
6) Laptop
7) More stuff.

Seven things to do before death:
1) Find someone who'll love me the way John loved Yoko.
2) Marry him.
3) Bear his children.
4) Watch our grandchildren grow up.
5) Eat. I'm hungry.
6) Become a famous short-story writer.
7) Just exist.

Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:
1) Scent. I love the way some of them smell. I dunno why.
2) Arms.
3) Cheekbones.
4) What their eyes look like when they smile.
5) Beatlelovingness.
6) Personality!
7) If they'll hold me back when I go to attack someone, I'm hooked.

Top seven movies: (no order)
1) PotC
2) LotR
3) HP
4) A Hard Day's Night and Help!
5) Yellow Submarine
6) Let it Be
7) Magical Mystery Tour and of course, the Anthology.

Top seven things you say most:
1) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAhahahahaahahahh.
2) I adore you.
3) :)
4) Spectacular
5) Beatles/John and George
6) I love you.
7) Wheeee!!

DO YOU:
Smoke?: NO!
Do drugs?: NO.
Read the newspaper?: A bit
Pray?: eh not really... I do talk to people, though... best part: I get what I want.
Been in love?: Unfortunately.
Gone skinny dipping?: Noooo.
Had a medical emergency?: Don't think so.
Had surgery?: Nope.
Ran away from home?: No!
Played strip poker?: No, but I could, and best part, I'd win... I'm good at poker. ;) So no stripping for me.
Gotten beaten up?: Nope.
Beaten someone up?: nope
Been on stage?: OF COURSE.
Slept outdoors?: No.
Pulled an all nighter? Psssh yeah
Made out with a stranger?: Why would I?
Been on radio/tv?: Nah.
Been in a mosh-pit?: No.
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: A few
First kiss?: In 2nd grade. His name was... Jason. It was so cute. I dumped him afterwards. Even in 2nd grade I was a minx.
Pepsi or coke?: Publix
Chocolate or vanilla?: Hmm... chocovanilla swirl.
Internet or phone?: I.N.T.E.R.N.E.T.!
Suicidal?: Noooo. Homicidal, yes :)
Stubborn?: Yes.
Open-minded?: Yes.
Arrogant?: a bit.
Patient?: Ehhh.
Hyper?: Yes. Oh, God, yes.
Nice?: I suppose.
Happy?: I am now ;)
Depressed?: A bit, yes. (Yes, at the same time.)
Shave your head for $1000?: NEVER EVER EVER EVER. If I got cancer I'd kill myself.
Like candles?: Not really. I like fire though.
Believe in soul mates?: Well, not that there's ONE person for everyone. That there are several, yes.
Believe in love at first sight?: Love at first full conversation.
Believe in forgiveness?: Yes.
Want to get married?: I am :)
Want to have kids?: I do :)
Ever want to adopt kids?: I suppose if I have a problem concieving or something.

ABOUT YOU:
[three words that sum you up]: Eccentric, Loving, Homicidal
[jewelry worn daily]: Fork, ring, necklace.
[wallet]: It came with the purse.
[coffee]: No.
[shoes]: Mismatched.
[cologne/perfume]: Allergic.
[clothing you have on]: Pink shirt with dolphins I got from Daytona, light blue shorts, socks.

—IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU...—
[cried]: One or two tears while listening to Here Today.
[bought something]: Nooo.
[gotten sick]: No.
[sang]: YES. lol. I sang to my bird.
[eaten]: Of course.
[been kissed]: No... online, maybe.
[felt stupid]: Just a bit, yes.
[wanted to tell someone you love them, but you didn't]: Not so much love as adore.
[talked to an ex]: No.
[someone you have a crush on]: No
[had a serious talk]: Yeah
[missed someone]: Yes.
[hugged someone]: Online :)
[argued with a parent(s)]: Pssh, yeah.

—SOCIAL LIFE—
[best girl friend]: My sisters
[best guy friend]: My wives
[boyfriend/girlfriend]: Wives.
[hobbies]: IM. FreeCell. Tis all.
[car you drive]: I don't.
[would you rather be with friends or on a date]: Friends, with my boyfriend, whoever he is.
[job]: No.
[attend church]: Nope.
[like being around people]: Certain ones. Especially ones I can hug.


The end.
Ivyette @ 10:54 PM