Plans

[ivybgreenflower]

I will kill you. Oh, I will do more than kill you. I will destroy you. I will mutilate you. I will chop out your liver, puree it, and serve it on toast. I will fry your eyeballs and squish your heart so the veins pop out. I will tear your limbs from your torso and watch you bleed to death. I will stab you 500 times with a blunt knife. I will relish in your screams. I will keep your fingers in a jar by my bed, and your hair under my pillow. I will bury you, and a dog will chew on what's left of you. I will eat your spleen for dinner. When I'm done with you, the very fibers of your body will be so torn apart, your DNA will be completely unrecognizable to even the most powerful scientific equipment.
And then, I'll miss you terribly. :(

11:27 PM

Comments

[watchme-combust.livejournal.com]

How romantic.

[ivybgreenflower]

Isn't it.









you know what I'm talking about.
'Vyette

[ofstaticpallor.livejournal.com]

And then you'll use whomever's blood to paint your walls.
I shall dub thee; Gracie the Homicaidal Maniac.

[ivybgreenflower]

Oh. I forgot that, thanks for reminding me.
Ahahahahahaahahahh! *laughs evilly*... IELIB
Ivyette

[living-in-ennui.livejournal.com]

:((

Lillie offers to be the dog that, uh, chews on him. >_>

[ivybgreenflower]

Thank you, Lillie! *hugs*
lol
Ivyette