Made-up survey

[ivybgreenflower]

Call me morbid, but I like to know.

Since a lot of you are either my friends, or live in Hernando county... a lot of these pertain to you.

1. If I had an operation for something non-life threatening, would you come and visit me in the hospital?
2. What if it WAS life-threatening?
3. What if I died- would you come to my funeral?
4. If I killed myself, would you still come?
5. If you found out I left something to you in my will, would you accept it?
6. If someone I was close to died, would you come with me to the funeral for moral support?
7. Would you expect me to do the same?
Less morbid...
8. If I died my hair blonde and it looked absolutely hideous with my naturally tan skin, would you tell me?
9. Would you insist I dye it back?
10. What would you do if I had someone's name tattooed on my stomach?
11. If I moved away and came back to visit, could I stay with you?
12. If I was sick and missed over a week's worth of notes in school, would you be willing to tutor me?
13. Or can I just borrow your notes?
14. What would you do if my boyfriend was someone you absolutely hated?
15. Someone you lusted after longer than I did?
16. How soon would you tell me after you found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me?
17. What would you do if we both tried out for the lead in a play, and I got it and you got stuck doing costumes?
18. What if you got the part and I got stuck doing costumes?
19. What would you do if YOUR boyfriend was someone I absolutely hated?
20. Or that I lusted after longer than you did?

The end.
Ivyette @ 11:09 PM

Comments

[ofstaticpallor.livejournal.com]

1. If I had an operation for something non-life threatening, would you come and visit me in the hospital? Indeed I would. Or I would try at least. It would depend on my parents, but I think they'd drive me to see ya.
2. What if it WAS life-threatening? I would walk there if I had to.
3. What if I died- would you come to my funeral? Uh, yea. And I'd bring cheetoh as well.
4. If I killed myself, would you still come? Yes, I'd probably hate you, but I'd still come.
5. If you found out I left something to you in my will, would you accept it? Yea. Even if it was a stale jelly bean...I'd probably eat that...
6. If someone I was close to died, would you come with me to the funeral for moral support? I think it would depend when and where the funeral was.
7. Would you expect me to do the same? No, I wouldn't expect you to come with me to funerals for moral support. All of my family lives up north.

Less morbid...
8. If I died my hair blonde and it looked absolutely hideous with my naturally tan skin, would you tell me? Yes.
9. Would you insist I dye it back? No, whatever floats your boat.
10. What would you do if I had someone's name tattooed on my stomach? Look at it. As you what the hell you were thinking.
11. If I moved away and came back to visit, could I stay with you? Oh yea! Of course!
12. If I was sick and missed over a week's worth of notes in school, would you be willing to tutor me? Yes. Unless maybe it's math because I wouldn't be of any help.
13. Or can I just borrow your notes? You can borrow my notes too.
14. What would you do if my boyfriend was someone you absolutely hated? I'd tell ya I hated him but I wouldn't try to force you two to break up. I wouldn't even think of mentioning that. I'd still co-exist with him somewhat decently.
15. Someone you lusted after longer than I did? I'd probably be saddened a bit, but I'd be happy for you.
16. How soon would you tell me after you found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me? o.o I wouldn't want to tell you. Maybe a few days. I'd try to confront him about it though. Ask people for advice as to how I'd break it to ya.
17. What would you do if we both tried out for the lead in a play, and I got it and you got stuck doing costumes? Good for you. You'd probably do better than I anyway. I get stage fright.
18. What if you got the part and I got stuck doing costumes? I'd hope you'd feel happy for me, somewhat.
19. What would you do if YOUR boyfriend was someone I absolutely hated? I'd probably continue to date him anyway but I just wouldn't let you two be around eachother all that much.
20. Or that I lusted after longer than you did? I dunno. I'd try to keep the relationship going but if things got too akward I'd dump him.

[ivybgreenflower]

1. Maybe my parents would take you.
2. <3
3. I'd be disappointed if you didn't bring cheetohs!
4. Thank you.
5. Awww.
6. Of course.
7. If they lived close enough, I would.

8. I hope so.
9. hahahahah.
10. Lol.
11. YAY!
12. Hahahahahah... again!
13. Thank you.
14. I wouldn't force you two to be together.
15. I don't think I could do that to you.
16. Maybe you could tell someone else to tell me.
17. Awww :)
18. I would.
19. I'd try my best to be civil.
20. You're too sweet :)
Ivyette

[living-in-ennui.livejournal.com]

1. If I had an operation for something non-life threatening, would you come and visit me in the hospital? Most likely.
2. What if it WAS life-threatening? I'd be upset and, of course, visit you.
3. What if I died- would you come to my funeral? DUH.
4. If I killed myself, would you still come? Yeah.
5. If you found out I left something to you in my will, would you accept it? I guess so. It's what you would have wanted me to do, isn't it? And I would have something to remind me of you.
6. If someone I was close to died, would you come with me to the funeral for moral support? If you wanted me to.
7. Would you expect me to do the same? If I wanted you to and your parents would let you.
Less morbid...
8. If I died my hair blonde and it looked absolutely hideous with my naturally tan skin, would you tell me? Probably. You twinkie.
9. Would you insist I dye it back? Mhmm..
10. What would you do if I had someone's name tattooed on my stomach? God, I don't even know...I'd let you know how I honestly felt but I guess there's really nothing I can do about it.
11. If I moved away and came back to visit, could I stay with you? Of course!
12. If I was sick and missed over a week's worth of notes in school, would you be willing to tutor me? Yes.
13. Or can I just borrow your notes? You already have. =P
14. What would you do if my boyfriend was someone you absolutely hated? You would probably already know how I felt but I guess I would try to support the relationship as long as he's not hurting you.
15. Someone you lusted after longer than I did? I would be sad. But if likes you then fine.
16. How soon would you tell me after you found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me? Like, immediately. Assuming you won't go all TVsoapopera on me and think I'm jealous. :O
17. What would you do if we both tried out for the lead in a play, and I got it and you got stuck doing costumes? I'd be a little sad at first and then I would bring you flowers on opening night. :)
18. What if you got the part and I got stuck doing costumes? I'd apologize 800 times and then bring you flowers on opening night. ^_^
19. What would you do if YOUR boyfriend was someone I absolutely hated? Try to keep you two separated and not talk about him often.
20. Or that I lusted after longer than you did? I'd feel really bad. And respect how you felt and maybe not go out with him if it bothered you too much.

[ivybgreenflower]

1. yay!
2. It's nice to have close friends.
3 + 4. <3
5. Damn straight.
6 + 7. Great, I like funerals.
8 + 9. Thanks! I mean... I'd have to.
10. But you know I wouldn't, and that's comforting.
11. yayayayayay.
12 + 13. I found your History notes last week, lol.
14. If he was hurting me you'd kill him, right?
15. I probably wouldn't do that, anyway.
16. I wouldn't, I trust you.
17. <33333!
18. Still <3333 and anyway, it'll be fun because we'd all be working together.
19. Thank you.
20. I wouldn't stop you.
Ivyette

[living-in-ennui.livejournal.com]

14. YES.

[ivybgreenflower]

K. Just checking. :)
Ivyette