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ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-06-07 04:45 pm
ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-06-07 04:45 pm
hatelist
This always makes me feel better.
(in no particular order)
1. Morons.
2. Away messages.
3. People who buy dogs meant to live outside, then leave them outside, chained to a tree, with no toys, barking at the rain. These kind of dogs need ACRES to play on, toys, love, and shelter.
4. How my nails break so easily.
5. My nail-biting habit. Trust me. Having nails this long was HARD WORK.
6. People who keep telling me "Cut your hair! It will grow back!" So, if all I'm going to do once I cut it is wait for it to grow back, tell me, WHY THE HELL SHOULD I CUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE? I have not ONCE complained about its length. I find it funny, not annoying, that it catches in car doors and tickles me, thus making me think ants are attacking. I don't complain about it being too long, too hot, too unmanagable, anything. Bottom line: LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.
7. People who ask if it is a fork. YES, YOU MORONS, IT IS A FORK. What do you think it is? A bird? A phone? Come on, people.
8. People who hate other people because they don't like the same things.
9. People who think hippies are only druggies.
10. Thermal equilibrium when it works against me. Same for gravity.
11. Ants.
12. When people try to make me listen to their music. I DO NOT want to listen to someone screaming with a guitar riff in the background. When I DO want to listen to something new, I will ASK you. (my friends haven't been doing this lately, but a lot of people do.)
13. People who don't understand that there are people out there who DO care about them, and focus too much on those who don't.
14. People who ignore me.
15. People who know I'm allergic to cologne, and wear it anyway. (father.)
16. Ditto for people who buy air fresheners I'm allergic to. (mother.)
17. People who think it's cool to live near their grandparents. (it's not. Not always, anyway.)
18. Shaving my legs.
19. The show "Friends".
20. The show "Sex and the City".
21. The show "Surivor".
22. Plus Big Brother, Fear Factor, Superstar USA, and MTV.
23. Jessica Simpson.
24. And her husband.
25. And her sister.
26. Britney Spears.
27. Christina Aguslutta.
28. People who want to be like them.
29. The radio stations 97.1, 97.9, 101.5, Wgul, and those country stations that come in when 92.9 and 100.3 don't come in.
30. Bra straps.
31. All the supposed news channels that have nothing but morons interrupting each other, or, worse, updates on cases like Kobe Bryant and Martha Stewart.
32. People who use the words "retarded" or "gay" to mean something is stupid.
33. Crying.
34. The show As Told by Ginger.
35. Almost everything on Nickelodeon these days.
36. The New Fridays thing on Cartoon Network. I miss the old days when LIVE ACTION was never seen on that network. I HATE those weirdoes.
37. People who believe in lowering standards so that everyone is equal.
38. How people think the FCat test is hard.
39. Reading plays.
40. Getting nervous.
41. The smell of nailpolish.
42. Washing dishes.
43. Dvds.
44. My father's computer, now that it's, like, dead.
45. When people suddenly turn against me for no reason.
46. Jelly.
47. And how my mother keeps suggesting I eat peanut butter and jelly when I'm hungry.
48. Myself.
49. How I can't let go.
50. Happy couples.
51. People who constantly bitch about hating happy couples.
52. People who insult the things I love just because I love them.
53. My wife.
54. Not really.
55. Fast food places. (Never mind how I had Taco Bell last night.)
56. When I'm lonely (like I am now).
57. How no one can make me feel better.
58. How long this list is getting.
59. How much everyone will be telling me "you hate everything". Get over it.
60. College.
Actually, I DON'T feel better.
Ivyette @ 5:16 PM
(in no particular order)
1. Morons.
2. Away messages.
3. People who buy dogs meant to live outside, then leave them outside, chained to a tree, with no toys, barking at the rain. These kind of dogs need ACRES to play on, toys, love, and shelter.
4. How my nails break so easily.
5. My nail-biting habit. Trust me. Having nails this long was HARD WORK.
6. People who keep telling me "Cut your hair! It will grow back!" So, if all I'm going to do once I cut it is wait for it to grow back, tell me, WHY THE HELL SHOULD I CUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE? I have not ONCE complained about its length. I find it funny, not annoying, that it catches in car doors and tickles me, thus making me think ants are attacking. I don't complain about it being too long, too hot, too unmanagable, anything. Bottom line: LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.
7. People who ask if it is a fork. YES, YOU MORONS, IT IS A FORK. What do you think it is? A bird? A phone? Come on, people.
8. People who hate other people because they don't like the same things.
9. People who think hippies are only druggies.
10. Thermal equilibrium when it works against me. Same for gravity.
11. Ants.
12. When people try to make me listen to their music. I DO NOT want to listen to someone screaming with a guitar riff in the background. When I DO want to listen to something new, I will ASK you. (my friends haven't been doing this lately, but a lot of people do.)
13. People who don't understand that there are people out there who DO care about them, and focus too much on those who don't.
14. People who ignore me.
15. People who know I'm allergic to cologne, and wear it anyway. (father.)
16. Ditto for people who buy air fresheners I'm allergic to. (mother.)
17. People who think it's cool to live near their grandparents. (it's not. Not always, anyway.)
18. Shaving my legs.
19. The show "Friends".
20. The show "Sex and the City".
21. The show "Surivor".
22. Plus Big Brother, Fear Factor, Superstar USA, and MTV.
23. Jessica Simpson.
24. And her husband.
25. And her sister.
26. Britney Spears.
27. Christina Aguslutta.
28. People who want to be like them.
29. The radio stations 97.1, 97.9, 101.5, Wgul, and those country stations that come in when 92.9 and 100.3 don't come in.
30. Bra straps.
31. All the supposed news channels that have nothing but morons interrupting each other, or, worse, updates on cases like Kobe Bryant and Martha Stewart.
32. People who use the words "retarded" or "gay" to mean something is stupid.
33. Crying.
34. The show As Told by Ginger.
35. Almost everything on Nickelodeon these days.
36. The New Fridays thing on Cartoon Network. I miss the old days when LIVE ACTION was never seen on that network. I HATE those weirdoes.
37. People who believe in lowering standards so that everyone is equal.
38. How people think the FCat test is hard.
39. Reading plays.
40. Getting nervous.
41. The smell of nailpolish.
42. Washing dishes.
43. Dvds.
44. My father's computer, now that it's, like, dead.
45. When people suddenly turn against me for no reason.
46. Jelly.
47. And how my mother keeps suggesting I eat peanut butter and jelly when I'm hungry.
48. Myself.
49. How I can't let go.
50. Happy couples.
51. People who constantly bitch about hating happy couples.
52. People who insult the things I love just because I love them.
53. My wife.
54. Not really.
55. Fast food places. (Never mind how I had Taco Bell last night.)
56. When I'm lonely (like I am now).
57. How no one can make me feel better.
58. How long this list is getting.
59. How much everyone will be telling me "you hate everything". Get over it.
60. College.
Actually, I DON'T feel better.
Ivyette @ 5:16 PM
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Ivyette
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I don't even WANT to know how long my list would be. =-/
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Mine could be longer. Someday, maybe I'll expand it.
Ivyette
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I do this to you all the time at your house, but we always listen to hours of Beatles after, so I think it's fair.
15. People who know I'm allergic to cologne, and wear it anyway.
I feel bad about making you sniff my arm after I sprayed perfume on it...before the AP exam :*(
19. The show "Friends".
21. The show "Surivor".
Like and Like.
29. The radio stations 97.1, 97.9, 101.5...
Curse you woman! YOU SUCK WATER! *ahem* sorry...at least you didn't openly say that you hated AFI...I mean, that would be like me saying the Beatles suck or something...which they don't.
34. The show As Told by Ginger.
I dig it.
35. Almost everything on Nickelodeon these days.
The only good shows are Spongebob and The Fairly Odd Parents. (can we agree on this?)
37. People who believe in lowering standards so that everyone is equal.
I say up the...anty? So that our future isn't doomed.
43. Dvds.
<3<3<3<3<3<3
46. Jelly.
<3<3<3Grape<3<3<3
57. How no one can make me feel better.
because you won't let them.
60. College.
While the thought if college is scary and while I'll hate doing all the work, I think after college I'll be glad I went through the suffering.
59. How much everyone will be telling me "you hate everything". Get over it.
I think my list would be equally as long and then some, so...yea.
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15. I wasn't allergic to yours. It was nice.
19 +21. Eh.
29. I only hate them because my mother listens to them incessantly, when Beatles could be playing. Truthfully? Sometimes 97.1 is kinda nice.
34. It can be ok sometimes.
35. AGREED!
37. It's ante, but yes. Agreed.
43. <3 my PotC dvd.
46. I like mint.
57. True.
60. Also true.
59. *nods*
-Vyette
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Oh yeah, my mum buys candles and lights them around the house even though she knows I'm allergic.
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Ivyette