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ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-05-29 09:27 pm
ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-05-29 09:27 pm
I <3 the Spanish-speaking
K. So. Today was LAND OF THE SPANISHNESS.
Soooo Binonkca's niece thing Ariana had a birthday party, aka excuse for people to get together and be Spanish.
So it all started at 9:30 this morning. Since it was so early, my whole family was weird... my mother was playing records and my father was psuedo-Spanish, which is strange.
Well, I started at 9:30 this morning, anyway.
By the time I finally got to the party it was almost eleven...
1st, I couldn't find Biancaba's house, THEN I find out we have to go to Kash 'n' Karry. So my mother and I are all "wtf why is the party in a supermarket, + one that isn't even Publix???"
But it turns out it was an ice stop.
So I get in the van and discover the Lady Jolene, another Biancar friend who is, as far as I know, not Spanish--- LIKE ME! Whee.
So we go to this park place called, apparently, Cruise Lake Park. I see no lake, I see no cruise, but hey it was a park. I suppose one out of three isn't bad.
At first it was just me, Jolene, Bianciste and the Biancara parents. Then the sister Alana showed up. See, we did decorating. Twas fun. Bianca and Jolene were totally all "whee decorating" and I was like, "Tape. Have some tape. Tape is good. <3 Tape." With the crepe paper and the "IT'S NOT CENTERED" and the mild Spanishness.
After a while we find the "lake which is a swamp" and the tower. Biancaron and Jolene wrote a suicide note because this tower was TALL and a great place to commit suicide. + All these people were all "I LOVE BOBO" or whatever.
So we walked and played badthingie which we sucked at but whatever, and then we ate Spanish hamburgers which are the same as regular hamburgers but are cooked by Spanish people.
...I didn't eat mine.
So by now MILLIONS of Spanish people are running about now, including the baby whom I almost stole and tucked in my purse and took home. <3 babies.
THEN the weird laughing lady was there and she, I swear, followed us, LAUGHING, so I laughed back. SHE WAS CREEPY. Biancaria tells us she eats her children.
Um... we painted the nails sticking up out of the tower boards, in a whole pun thing. Hahahahahh we rock.
Um, I had a pastellio thing for dinner and met Bianca, Binonca's cousin with the same name who was nice. She will "forever remember me" porque I am married + have the fork fetish.
Um... so much wifelet was discussed much because we're married and that's a "great story to tell at parties", which I did.
I KNOW SOMETHING ELSE MUST HAVE HAPPENED, but I cannae remember it.
Um, so, I ended up with a friend called Jolene.
ALL WELCOME![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
watchme_combust <<hope I got that right. Lmao.
Um...
Oh yeah. Toward the end I was kissed by a Spanish lady whom I did not know spoke English. Biancaness told me "Of course they speak English, they didn't, like, cross the border to get here..."
I like them.
So, um, bye.
Ivyette @ 9:52 PM
Soooo Binonkca's niece thing Ariana had a birthday party, aka excuse for people to get together and be Spanish.
So it all started at 9:30 this morning. Since it was so early, my whole family was weird... my mother was playing records and my father was psuedo-Spanish, which is strange.
Well, I started at 9:30 this morning, anyway.
By the time I finally got to the party it was almost eleven...
1st, I couldn't find Biancaba's house, THEN I find out we have to go to Kash 'n' Karry. So my mother and I are all "wtf why is the party in a supermarket, + one that isn't even Publix???"
But it turns out it was an ice stop.
So I get in the van and discover the Lady Jolene, another Biancar friend who is, as far as I know, not Spanish--- LIKE ME! Whee.
So we go to this park place called, apparently, Cruise Lake Park. I see no lake, I see no cruise, but hey it was a park. I suppose one out of three isn't bad.
At first it was just me, Jolene, Bianciste and the Biancara parents. Then the sister Alana showed up. See, we did decorating. Twas fun. Bianca and Jolene were totally all "whee decorating" and I was like, "Tape. Have some tape. Tape is good. <3 Tape." With the crepe paper and the "IT'S NOT CENTERED" and the mild Spanishness.
After a while we find the "lake which is a swamp" and the tower. Biancaron and Jolene wrote a suicide note because this tower was TALL and a great place to commit suicide. + All these people were all "I LOVE BOBO" or whatever.
So we walked and played badthingie which we sucked at but whatever, and then we ate Spanish hamburgers which are the same as regular hamburgers but are cooked by Spanish people.
...I didn't eat mine.
So by now MILLIONS of Spanish people are running about now, including the baby whom I almost stole and tucked in my purse and took home. <3 babies.
THEN the weird laughing lady was there and she, I swear, followed us, LAUGHING, so I laughed back. SHE WAS CREEPY. Biancaria tells us she eats her children.
Um... we painted the nails sticking up out of the tower boards, in a whole pun thing. Hahahahahh we rock.
Um, I had a pastellio thing for dinner and met Bianca, Binonca's cousin with the same name who was nice. She will "forever remember me" porque I am married + have the fork fetish.
Um... so much wifelet was discussed much because we're married and that's a "great story to tell at parties", which I did.
I KNOW SOMETHING ELSE MUST HAVE HAPPENED, but I cannae remember it.
Um, so, I ended up with a friend called Jolene.
ALL WELCOME
watchme_combust <<hope I got that right. Lmao.
Um...
Oh yeah. Toward the end I was kissed by a Spanish lady whom I did not know spoke English. Biancaness told me "Of course they speak English, they didn't, like, cross the border to get here..."
I like them.
So, um, bye.
Ivyette @ 9:52 PM
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Oh yeah. The millions of Spanish people...
Hey, my family's not that big. I mean, you didn't see da Bronx peeps, yo. ("Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got...")
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(I'm still I'm still Binxy from da block.)
Ivyette
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"I'm still I'm still Binxy from da block."
Grace, that scares me.
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Yeah, it scares me too, but see we were talking about how J.Loizzle comes from like, the same "block" as where my mother grew up and she's all "It's a ghetto" but it totally isn't, so we were singing the song. The only line I know is "I'm still I'm still Jenny from da block" but whatever.
Ivyette
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It's fun making fun of Banka's name.
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