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Ivy ([personal profile] ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-05-26 10:48 pm

I have more to say.



Much like the whole pants thing which I never quite got but always thought was really funny, here are some modified Lord of the Rings quotes, starring, what else, The APtm Academy.

"I will do the project," he said,
"though I do not know how."

"Speak no evil of the Lady Kathleen (Long)!"
said Aragorn sternly.
"You know not what you say.
There is in her and in this land, no evil, unless
Sexton bring it hither himself.
Then let him beware!"


"Here is the Mirror of APtm," she said. "I have brought you here so that you may use it to become AP kids, if you will."

"AP! AP!" cried Aragorn.
"Would that I looked on you again in happier hour!
Not yet does my road lie southward to the AP Exams."

To Legolas she sent this word:
Legolas Greenleaf long in AP,
In joy thou hast lived. Beware of AP Psychology!
If thou hearest the cry of the AP Kid on the shore,
Thy heart shall then rest in the exam room no more.

http://www.coldal.org/quotes.htm




According to my daddy's friend, who is kindly fixing our computer, the viruses came from "your daughter downloading music online."

Um. Really.

So, um. Because it's totally easy to find the songs NEVER RELEASED ON CD online. The converter (converts analog tapes and records to cds) costs over 500 dollars. So I doubt I could find my favorite songs someplace meant mostly for the latest and most popular music, in places where TEENS who listen to BRITNEY SPEARS and others who were born after John Lennon died. And anyway, WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO?
My favorite songs became my favorite songs because I heard them on record. So, um, isn't it EASIER and SAFER to just listen to them on record? Not to mention more legal.

Honestly, can you imagine me downloading music? Me? Hahahahahah! I have never heard anything more riddikulus (hp hp hp hp) concerning me and my computer/internet usage in my entire computer life. (5ish years and counting). Well, I suppose suggesting I download porn would be worse. But still. I don't listen to popular music, or even unpopular-yet-modern music. I listen to the Beatles and the music they made after they were Beatles. And even after records became obsolete, they released cds, which I own. Owning everything on either record, CD, or, in the case of the pricey Beatles Anthology, tape, why would I download it? Honestly.


And now I'm finished.
Ivyette @ 11:11 PM

[identity profile] ofstaticpallor.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
*falls over laughing*
Wow, I'd hate to have my computer in the hands of a dude who has no idea where the virus came from. Shows how much he knows.
I cannot see you downloading music...Grace and illegal downloads should not even be used in the same sentence...unless it's crudely drawn kiddie porn. *laughs at the memory of the short chubby doll thingy*

[identity profile] ofstaticpallor.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes yes, Divas clothing drawing we shall.
I just can't promise AIM:(

[identity profile] ofstaticpallor.livejournal.com 2004-05-28 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs*
Just don't send me any hispanisc ones.
Between Spanish II and Liz...argh...

[identity profile] living-in-ennui.livejournal.com 2004-05-30 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
OMG U RACIST!!! WUTS RONG WIT DA SPANISH PEEPS?!?

Hah. Kidding. Besides, I don't like Spanish people.

[identity profile] living-in-ennui.livejournal.com 2004-05-27 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, I can totally see you downloading music.

And then you dress up like a sluttywhorecoughkayleecough and go driving drunk. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I say kill the guy, get your precious computer back, and give it to someone that knows what they're doing. =\

[identity profile] eruanne-grace.livejournal.com 2004-05-29 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm friending you! Because you are clever! I love your quotes. Maybe I'll steal your idea some time when I'm feeling creative. Only not about AP of course. I only had one AP class (US Gov't & Politics) so I don't guess I'm AP enough.

PS: I have ants in my house as well. They are all over my bathroom counter in particular. Toothpaste residue, perhaps? Plus random trails all over, coming out of lightswitches and such. Does that mean they live in the walls? Frightening.