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ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-05-24 02:40 pm
ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-05-24 02:40 pm
Those new HP quotes I was telling you about
...too bad I lost the originals.
K, these are some more from www.mugglenet.com, this time from the "funny excerpts" page.
"Sexton'll creep out anything if it stands still long enough."
-Ron
"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are AP Kids," said Ron, bent double with his head in his bookbag, "like skinny little cheerleaders with a purse and one folder."
-Ron
"What would we want to be in honors for?" Said George looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."
-George Weasley
"Yer' great puddin' of an AP Kid son don' need educatin' anymore, Dursley don' worry."
-Hagrid
"So open the door!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no key!" Hermione cried wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed, "ARE YOU AN AP KID OR NOT!"
Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Sexton, seriously evil person coming through. . ."
"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a full set of encyclopedias."
"That'll change the world, that report will," said Ron. "Front page of the St. Pete Times, I expect, Grendel Vs. Beowulf."
-Ron
"Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're intelligent!" said Hermione indignantly.
Ron gave a loud false cough, which sounded oddly like "Alec!"
"You've passed," she said blankly to Harry.
"There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly, wiping flecks of lead and erasings off of his glasses.
"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had failed, you'd have been welcome to share my notes," said Myrtle, blushing silver.
Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost revulsion.
"I let you borrow my notes!" he said.
"You don't know how bizarre it is to see non AP Kids thinking." - Ron
"Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs," sighed George, patting the heading of the map. "We owe them so much."
"Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of AP Kids," said Fred solemnly.
"The College Board- The AP Exam people!, Goyle," said Malfoy, looking at him in disbelief. "Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going to Honors." -Draco
"But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take away his AP Exam papers," said Bill, grinning.
"Oh," said Ron, his smile fading slightly. "Are you that bad at Physics?"
"Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am."
"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old history essays or something...Of course, he might have crawled up into the Physics classroom and died...But I mustn't get my hopes up..." -Sirius
From http://www.nmt.edu/~armiller/potter/potterqu.htm
Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone
Meant ter turn him into an AP Kid, but I suppose he was so much like one anyway there wasn't much left ter do. -- Hagrid, page 59
It does not do to dwell on homework and forget to live. . . -- Dumbledore, page 214
Never try an' get a staight answer out of an AP Kid. Ruddy smart kids. Not interested in anythin' closer'n their computers. -- Hagrid, page 254
AP. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution. -- Dumbledore, page 298
They don't know we're not allowed to study before the exam. I'm going to do a lot of studying tonight. -- Harry, page 309
COS
Am I in AP? Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I? -- Lockhart, p 331
Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've gotten an A, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious.... -- Harry, page 341
POA
You can exist without your soul, you know, as long as your brain and heart are still working. But you'll have no sense of self anymore, no memory, no ... anything. There's no chance at all of recovery. You'll just — exist. As an empty shell. And your soul is gone forever ... lost to AP -- Lupin, page 247
GOF
He amused himself for a moment, picturing Sexton, with his long silver beard, full-length AP shirt, and ponytail, with his head under an axe. -- Harry, page 21
Infinitude. -- Hermione
Bless you -- Ron, page 251
Anyone can speak AP, All you have to do is point and mutter 7-syllable words. -- Fred Weasley, page 89
Differences of English period and language choice are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open, and we all get 3s on our AP Exams. -- Dumbledore, page 723
OotP
But AP Kids are guilty if they forget what it was to be simply the smart kids … and I seem to have forgotten, lately -- Dumbledore, page 826
http://members.aol.com/hasbeatles/MaraudarSite/quotes.html
"I solemnly swear that I am studying every night."-George Weasley
"Pity you can't attach an extra brain to yours, Malfoy. Then it could do your AP Exams for you."-Harry Potter
"I WARNED YOU! I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR APNESS UNDER THIS ROOF!" -Uncle Vernon
"Told me I've got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about getting a 3 than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if you got ink poisoning, as long as you wrote your essay first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me...you'd think I'd said something terrible." -Oliver Wood
"Your father would have been proud. He was an excellent AP Kid himself." -McGonagall
to the teacher:
"Are you insane? Of course I want to pass the AP test!
Have you got a house? When can I move in?"- Harry Potter
"Twitchy little Honors kid, aren't you Malfoy?" - Hermione
"No one's tried to fail me so far, except a Sexton and a couple of Geometry reachers," Harry said, but Sirius scowled at him.
End for now...
-@3:31 PM
K, these are some more from www.mugglenet.com, this time from the "funny excerpts" page.
"Sexton'll creep out anything if it stands still long enough."
-Ron
"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are AP Kids," said Ron, bent double with his head in his bookbag, "like skinny little cheerleaders with a purse and one folder."
-Ron
"What would we want to be in honors for?" Said George looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."
-George Weasley
"Yer' great puddin' of an AP Kid son don' need educatin' anymore, Dursley don' worry."
-Hagrid
"So open the door!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no key!" Hermione cried wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed, "ARE YOU AN AP KID OR NOT!"
Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Sexton, seriously evil person coming through. . ."
"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a full set of encyclopedias."
"That'll change the world, that report will," said Ron. "Front page of the St. Pete Times, I expect, Grendel Vs. Beowulf."
-Ron
"Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're intelligent!" said Hermione indignantly.
Ron gave a loud false cough, which sounded oddly like "Alec!"
"You've passed," she said blankly to Harry.
"There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly, wiping flecks of lead and erasings off of his glasses.
"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had failed, you'd have been welcome to share my notes," said Myrtle, blushing silver.
Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost revulsion.
"I let you borrow my notes!" he said.
"You don't know how bizarre it is to see non AP Kids thinking." - Ron
"Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs," sighed George, patting the heading of the map. "We owe them so much."
"Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of AP Kids," said Fred solemnly.
"The College Board- The AP Exam people!, Goyle," said Malfoy, looking at him in disbelief. "Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going to Honors." -Draco
"But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take away his AP Exam papers," said Bill, grinning.
"Oh," said Ron, his smile fading slightly. "Are you that bad at Physics?"
"Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am."
"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old history essays or something...Of course, he might have crawled up into the Physics classroom and died...But I mustn't get my hopes up..." -Sirius
From http://www.nmt.edu/~armiller/potter/potterqu.htm
Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone
Meant ter turn him into an AP Kid, but I suppose he was so much like one anyway there wasn't much left ter do. -- Hagrid, page 59
It does not do to dwell on homework and forget to live. . . -- Dumbledore, page 214
Never try an' get a staight answer out of an AP Kid. Ruddy smart kids. Not interested in anythin' closer'n their computers. -- Hagrid, page 254
AP. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution. -- Dumbledore, page 298
They don't know we're not allowed to study before the exam. I'm going to do a lot of studying tonight. -- Harry, page 309
COS
Am I in AP? Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I? -- Lockhart, p 331
Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've gotten an A, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious.... -- Harry, page 341
POA
You can exist without your soul, you know, as long as your brain and heart are still working. But you'll have no sense of self anymore, no memory, no ... anything. There's no chance at all of recovery. You'll just — exist. As an empty shell. And your soul is gone forever ... lost to AP -- Lupin, page 247
GOF
He amused himself for a moment, picturing Sexton, with his long silver beard, full-length AP shirt, and ponytail, with his head under an axe. -- Harry, page 21
Infinitude. -- Hermione
Bless you -- Ron, page 251
Anyone can speak AP, All you have to do is point and mutter 7-syllable words. -- Fred Weasley, page 89
Differences of English period and language choice are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open, and we all get 3s on our AP Exams. -- Dumbledore, page 723
OotP
But AP Kids are guilty if they forget what it was to be simply the smart kids … and I seem to have forgotten, lately -- Dumbledore, page 826
http://members.aol.com/hasbeatles/MaraudarSite/quotes.html
"I solemnly swear that I am studying every night."-George Weasley
"Pity you can't attach an extra brain to yours, Malfoy. Then it could do your AP Exams for you."-Harry Potter
"I WARNED YOU! I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR APNESS UNDER THIS ROOF!" -Uncle Vernon
"Told me I've got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about getting a 3 than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if you got ink poisoning, as long as you wrote your essay first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me...you'd think I'd said something terrible." -Oliver Wood
"Your father would have been proud. He was an excellent AP Kid himself." -McGonagall
to the teacher:
"Are you insane? Of course I want to pass the AP test!
Have you got a house? When can I move in?"- Harry Potter
"Twitchy little Honors kid, aren't you Malfoy?" - Hermione
"No one's tried to fail me so far, except a Sexton and a couple of Geometry reachers," Harry said, but Sirius scowled at him.
End for now...
-@3:31 PM
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unfortunately im only an Honors kid.
='(
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Well, it's ok. Some Honors kids are cool. Some are completely retarded, but the ones like you are ok.
<3
Ivyette
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"Yes...of course...but there's no key!" Hermione cried wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed, "ARE YOU AN AP KID OR NOT!"
"Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're intelligent!" said Hermione indignantly.
Ron gave a loud false cough, which sounded oddly like "Alec!"
^^Heartheart.
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Ivyette