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Ivy ([personal profile] ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-05-19 11:51 pm

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"After all," he said, wiping the tears from the sophomore's face, "To the well organized mind, graduation is but the next great adventure." -Modified Dumbledore quote

"When a kid goes to the AP side, there's nothin' and no one that matters to 'em anymore. Except good grades." -Modified Hagrid quote

"Their eyes are as black as a dry-erase markers
their skin is as light as the clouds
I wish they had lives, they really like knives,
The heros who conquered the dark lord."
Modified Ginny quote

"I will only truly have left this school none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given in AP to those who ask for it."
-Modified Dumbledore quote--- it's Alec talking :)

"The first word out of those poor AP Kid's mouths will be 'It was Sexton.' Frankly, I'm astounded Duvall thinks all these anti-special privelleges are necessary."
-Modifed Lockhart quote

"There is no good and evil, there is only SmartNess...and those too stupid to seek it."
-Modified Quirrel quote

"If you made a better AP kid than a human, that's not much to boast about."
-Modified Sirius quote

"Never trust anything that can think for itself, if you can't see which AP classes it takes."
-Modifed Mr. Weasley quote

"It is our AP Exams, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our FCats."
- Modified Dumbledore

"You should have died! Died rather than betray your APNess, as we would have done for AP!"
-Sirius, modified

"Fear of a AP increases fear of a Stupidity itself."
-Dumbledore, modified

"AP...is my past, present and future..."
-Tom Riddle, modified

"Haven't I already told you that getting good grades doesn't matter to me any more? For many months now, my new target has been -- taking over the class."
-Tom Riddle , modified

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the AP classes that are worst for them."
-Dumbledore, modified

"Quite the double act, Becky and Laura. "
-Modified Madam Rosmerta quote


"I'm not blamin' yeh...but I gotta tell yeh, I thought you two'd value yer social lives more'n grades or college. Tha's all."
-Modified Hagrid quote

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats AP kids, not honors students. " --Modified Sirius quote

"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the AP world."
Modified Ron quote

"You might even have an A now, if you're lucky...that's what you want, isn't it?"
-Harry, modified

"You are truly an AP kid, Harry..."
-Sirius, modified

"I still don't like your tone, boy. If you can speak of your APNess in that casual way, they clearly aren't educating you hard enough. Petunia, I'd write to them if I were you. Make it clear that you approve the use of extreme stress in this boy's case."
-Aunt Marge, modified

"I don't go looking for AP. AP usually finds me."
-Harry, modified

"Your mother got your exam grades early and paid 8 bucks. If there is one thing your father can't understand, its AP."
-Dumbledore, modified

"Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect copy of the semester exam review for American History."
-Dumbledore, modified

"Oh, well... I'd just been thinking... if you had failed, you'd have been welcome to share my notes."
-Myrtle, modified

"I can teach you how to pass the AP Test, control stress, even live without sleep and little food... if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."
-Snape, modified

"I seem to remember telling you both that I would have to expel you if you failed anymore Algebra tests," said Dumbledore. Ron opened his mouth in horror. "Which goes to show that the best of us must sometimes sleep at night," said Dumbledore, smiling.

"I don't need a life to get into college."
-Modified Dumbledore

-Ivyette @ 12:16 AM

Wow...

[identity profile] julia-smith.livejournal.com 2004-05-20 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
...That is some crazy stuff!

[identity profile] living-in-ennui.livejournal.com 2004-05-20 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I really don't know what to say.

Except that maybe you should get more sleep.

And ask if I may copy it for the AP post.

(Anonymous) 2004-05-21 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
lmfao, mate.

i nearly cried.

"The first word out of those poor AP Kid's mouths will be 'It was Sexton.' Frankly, I'm astounded Duvall thinks all these anti-special privelleges are necessary."
-Modifed Lockhart quote

you potty mouth. you swore. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


cza-cza-ZAM!