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ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-04-30 03:14 pm
ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-04-30 03:14 pm
Fun.
This entry will be very fun to write.
10 reasons to date me -and- ten reasons not to.
Ten reasons yes:
1. I am cheap. Very cheap.
2. I probably adore you to no end.
3. I can be funny.
4. I like cuddling.
5. I'm empathetic.
6. I know how your mind works. I've read Esquire, and it turns out I was right about everything.
7. I probably like the way you smell without cologne. Yet another reason why I am cheap.
8. I will tolerate your taste in anything. Music, movies, whatever. I probably don't like any of it, but because it's you- whoever you are- I won't say anything.
9. I love you so much, I'll go out of my way to do things for you.
10. I'll let you ramble. Without tuning out.
10 reasons no:
1. I'll ramble. A lot.
2. Say one wrong thing about The Beatles, and I will strangle you.
3. Do not start with me. You will not win.
4. I have a photographic memory of every conversation I ever have. I will remember every detail about everything. You will not get away with anything.
5. I can be vicious. You may have to restrain me, take responsibility for me, or it may just be you I beat up. This is rare, however.
6. I hate flowers. I hate those chocolate box thingies, and I don't like gold. To make things up to me, you'll have to do something a little better.
7. I am demanding. I want hugs. All the time.
8. You'll have to listen to The Beatles on a regular basis.
9. I get offended easily, and even if it's not your fault, I'll be sad.
10. I may beat up your friends, unless they're your very best friends. (I may ask permission first.)
Whee.
I'm terrible!
hahahahah, I pity my future boyfriends.
Ivyette @ 3:23 PM
10 reasons to date me -and- ten reasons not to.
Ten reasons yes:
1. I am cheap. Very cheap.
2. I probably adore you to no end.
3. I can be funny.
4. I like cuddling.
5. I'm empathetic.
6. I know how your mind works. I've read Esquire, and it turns out I was right about everything.
7. I probably like the way you smell without cologne. Yet another reason why I am cheap.
8. I will tolerate your taste in anything. Music, movies, whatever. I probably don't like any of it, but because it's you- whoever you are- I won't say anything.
9. I love you so much, I'll go out of my way to do things for you.
10. I'll let you ramble. Without tuning out.
10 reasons no:
1. I'll ramble. A lot.
2. Say one wrong thing about The Beatles, and I will strangle you.
3. Do not start with me. You will not win.
4. I have a photographic memory of every conversation I ever have. I will remember every detail about everything. You will not get away with anything.
5. I can be vicious. You may have to restrain me, take responsibility for me, or it may just be you I beat up. This is rare, however.
6. I hate flowers. I hate those chocolate box thingies, and I don't like gold. To make things up to me, you'll have to do something a little better.
7. I am demanding. I want hugs. All the time.
8. You'll have to listen to The Beatles on a regular basis.
9. I get offended easily, and even if it's not your fault, I'll be sad.
10. I may beat up your friends, unless they're your very best friends. (I may ask permission first.)
Whee.
I'm terrible!
hahahahah, I pity my future boyfriends.
Ivyette @ 3:23 PM
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Woah...how negative. I should go slit my wrists now. Wanna join?Q??!!1
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Ivyette
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*blasts Something Corporate and runs to the bathroom to find a razor blade :O *
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What now?
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Ivyette
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Well, my speakers are bigger than yours, which means my emo-ness is supreme!
Ivyette
P.S. :p
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ivteyte