GREATEST JUNK MAIL EVER

[ivybgreenflower]

THIS IS THE GREATEST JUNK MAIL EVER.

I GOT THE MOST GLORIOUS, DETAILED JUNK MAIL.

hey Babe I Freakin MISS you!‏
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To imcruz642@hotmail.com
From: ADRIANA (ciaamwelism@corrurbohkya.com)
To: imcruz642@hotmail.com

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know
who this is its ME ADRIANA.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted
u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple
times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..I really hope we get
a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo ADRIANA FREE VIP BYPASS LINK
------>> http://bit.ly/FPlL92

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE.

IT'S SO DETAILED.

Comments

[odontv.livejournal.com]

OMG CRYING.

THIS IS TOTALLY BRILLIANT.

TOTALLY.

I WISH ALL SPAM HAD THIS MUCH EFFORT PUT INTO IT.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ivybgreenflower]

IT'S SO REALISTIC!

I WANT TO CLICK THE LINK BUT I AM SCARED TO DEATH OF VIRUSES.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

I LIKE HOW YOU INCLUDED THE LINK IN THIS POST SO THAT YOUR UNASSUMING F-LIST MIGHT BE CONVINCED TO CLICK IT.

[ivybgreenflower]

I AM THOROUGH!

[odontv.livejournal.com]

LIKE SERIOUSLY IF I TALKED TO RANDOMS ON FACEBOOK I WOULD BE TOTALLY TAKEN FOR THE FIRST HALF OF THIS AND THEN I WOULD GET SUSPICIOUS UNLESS I WAS A CREEP.

[ivybgreenflower]

I'M KIND OF CONVINCED AND I DON'T EVEN USE FACEBOOK.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

GURL ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T KNOW HER.

[ivybgreenflower]

LOL I'M PRETTY SURE I'D REMEMBER A HOT CHICK WITH A SIMILAR NAME TO MY MOTHER.

[ivybgreenflower]

I USED A URL EXPANDER. http://longurl.org/expand?url=http%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2FFPlL92+

THEY EVEN INCLUDED "HER" NAME IN THE LINK!

[odontv.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CLICK IT JUST TO REWARD THEM FOR ALL THEIR HARD WORK OKAY.

[ivybgreenflower]

I GOOGLED IT. I GOT THE PAGE AND I ALSO GOT LOTS OF PHISHING SCAM REPORTS.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED IF THERE WAS A WAY TO LIKE TRICK THE PHISING PLACES INTO STEAL SOME LIKE SUPER HARDCORE INFO THAT WOULD ALERT THE FBI TO COME AND KILL THEM LIKE IMMEDIATELY.

[ivybgreenflower]

OMG I WISH. THAT WOULD BE SO AMAZING.


I DID A WHOIS LOOKUP. THE SITE IS OWNED BY "TREY STORMZ" AND IT HAS A HOTMAIL E-MAIL ADDRESS.

I SHOULD TURN THE TABLES.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD do you have the e-mail address omgomgomg let's write him an e-mail about how we're like gonna need some help moving.

[ivybgreenflower]

Registrant Name: TREY STORMS
Registrant Address1: 2881 LAS VEGAS BLVD
Registrant Address2: #3820
Registrant City: LAS VEGAS
Registrant State/Province: NV
Registrant Postal Code: 89109
Registrant Country: United States
Registrant Country Code: US
Registrant Phone Number: +1.7039512211
Registrant Email:

[ivybgreenflower]

IT CUT OFF THE E-MAIL.

Registrant Name: TREY STORMS
Registrant Address1: 2881 LAS VEGAS BLVD
Registrant Address2: #3820
Registrant City: LAS VEGAS
Registrant State/Province: NV
Registrant Postal Code: 89109
Registrant Country: United States
Registrant Country Code: US
Registrant Phone Number: +1.7039512211
Registrant Email: treystorms881@hotmail.com

[odontv.livejournal.com]

BRB TYPING UP AN E-MAIL

[ivybgreenflower]

YOU COULD GO VISIT HIM!

[odontv.livejournal.com]

THERE IS A 95% CHANCE THAT I WOULD GET MURDERED.

[ivybgreenflower]

THIS IS SAD.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

HIS ADDRESS ISN'T EVEN A PLACE APPARENTLY.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

NO HERE IT IS. STREET VIEWING THIS SHIT.

[ivybgreenflower]

YEAH IT CONFUSED GOOGLE.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

I'VE TOTALLY BEEN HERE I WALKED AROUND THERE ONE NIGHT AFTER I SAW THE KILLERS.

[ivybgreenflower]

OMG MAYBE YOU MET TREY

[odontv.livejournal.com]

I MUST HAVE I MEAN HE LIVES RIGHT THERE.

[ivybgreenflower]

NEXT TIME YOU GO TELL HIM I SAID HEY.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

HEY TREY!!!! i hope you get THIS email haha you havn't responded to my other 1s. neway i know we havn't talked in a while but i really need ur help with sumthing ok? im SURE you remember me but if you dont this is Megan!! we talked a few times on fb and even befor on MYSPACE remember when that was a thing lol? you said that if i waz ever in vegas youd be happy to let me crash at ur place!!!!! i never ask for things like that but i really need a place to stay see my mom and i r havin problems and i had to leaev home an di wasnt sure where to go but a friend of mine was driving thru vegas so i asked to ride along with him (but we r just friends btw i am single ;) ) and he stayed for like 3 days but then had to go back but im still here but i only got the room for another 2 days and it would really suck if you dont get this email because you r my only hope right now!!!! i dont have money but i thot maybee i could help you out with some THINGS if you let me stay wit u for a while how dos that sound? good rite? so if ur intrested plz contact me if u forget what i look like here is a vid i made for u to refrsh your memory ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[ivybgreenflower]

I'LL MAKE A TROLL ACCOUNT AND SEND IT TO HIM TOMORROW.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

send it to him

[odontv.livejournal.com]

Or even write him back like "oh I got your e-mail when would you like me to meet with you to help you move your furniture?"

[ivybgreenflower]

I NEED TO DO THIS.

[rosalui.livejournal.com]

lmao omg

[ivybgreenflower]

SERIOUSLY

[writinchica2k.livejournal.com]

I get that one alllllllll the time. Can't even spork it- IT SPORKS ITSELF!

[ivybgreenflower]

It's incredible. It's a work of spam art. Where do we even go from here, I ask you? We have reached the pinnacle.

[vuokkosims.livejournal.com]

I got that email too hahaha I didn't imagine that it was so detailed, that's a level up for junk mails! :P

[ivybgreenflower]

It's amazing! It's the first junk mail I've ever gotten that tried this hard to prove it was a real person.

[vuokkosims.livejournal.com]

They are trying hard, this one and those who sell viagra pills cracks me up!