Ivy (
ivybgreenflower) wrote2011-10-18 02:40 pm
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simgasm tbh
imgur is having some kind of issue so I couldn't upload capzzz yesterday, so you're getting a ~double batch~ today! Gasp. Come see what everyone looks like on the highest graphics settings!
These are pre-new graphics card:

Frances brought home RICKY CORMIER *shakes fist*

I like the assumption that the army recruits people with broken ankles.

you creepy bastard get off my swings


Augusta came home with someone. I forget which. She's so precious and vaguely sad.

Zombie you are so frightening. She made this face at Ricky Cormier. Um.

Scorp and Rose still in love~ slow dancing in Narcissa's room, for some reason.

Narcissa cheats at chess.

Jamie caught her.

Scorpius cleans while his House Elf also cleans. Go do something else, dude. You have a cleaning service.

Dora came over the next day.

Jamie and Narcissa are too busy being adorable sisters for other people though.

lol that swing.

Frances invites Ricky Cormier to "sneak out" which means they disappear for a few hours after dark. She seems to like him a lot.

My sweet Lord you are a creeper

WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET A LIMO FROM

They needed groceries so instead of cheating I had them order some. The delivery lady was called Marylena Hamilton... Game, did you
whitewash Marylena??? :|

Family meals :)

Hannah got fired right before reaching level 10 of her criminal career :( I got her her job back, though.

Augusta came to visit them, too. I forget if she came home with Arthur or her cousin Rema. Anyway, she ran out to go bowling and every
time she threw the ball, she cried hysterically after it didn't go where it was supposed to. I feel you, Augusta. I cry when I bowl, too.

Viktor also showed up. Aww.

Maybe the problem is that you're throwing it up in the air.

Hannah your face is broke

Augusta chillin' with cousin Rema.

"NO BITCH"
NEW GRAPHICS CARD TIIIIIIME~

Okay so the in-game caps are still crappy quality but LOOK

LOOK ANDROMEDA HAS SPARKLY FACE THINGS AND LINES IN HER LIPS. Lines! LOOK AT HER DETAILED LIPS

look the grass looks like grass

lol she looks like she really got shot

Augusta has a Pinky Pie wall sticker!

Augusta cheats on Viktor. This would sound a lot more sinister if they were adults.

They spent all day making out and stuff and then suddenly started arguing in Tonks and Lysander's little house.

you incesty bitches.

idk I just like this cap. A mama and her multicolored offspring.

Carpool. Cedric looks so sad about going to work.

Teddy came over for some MANLY TIME watching ~the game~.

Lysander mostly looks like Teddy's side but he inherited James' chin.

did I say manly time? I think I was mistaken.

Cousin Hannah came over too. Look at how detailed her outfit looks now!

Draco lookin' fiiiine

still a thing. Apparently. They've forgiven each other for their cheaty mishap at Scorpius and Rose's wedding.

Why is this so weird? I mean, it is weird, but... why?

"I had sex with your husband lol"
"I know I had sex with yours"
"wait what"
"LOL JK JK"

Madi came to visit Draco (I love the fact that you can see the other houses in the neighborhood now)

SHE HAS LIP LINES AND SPARKLIES TOO

Her hair is still borked though. lol Peggy why you so bad at hair meshing? Also I enjoy that her nail polish goes outside her gloves.

what a weird conversation. "Your brother's hot." "lol I know"

I mean if someone was telling me how attractive my brother was that would turn me on idk about you guys

I wish this cap could accurately describe what it looks like when sims play pinball. Because they keep thrusting their hips out and smacking the machine with their crotches. They don't play the game so much as hump the pinball machine.

twisty wrist. How does he keep all his ~loves~ straight?

And then suddenly he yelled at her because there was garbage everywhere. I think he was mad because she broke the compactor... somehow?

OUTRAGE (blowjob face. what? we were all thinking it.)

never not funny.

LIP LINES AND GLITTERY EYESHADOW AND EYEBROWSSSS

this is how Harry greets Madi (who wanders by ALL THE TIME). It's supposed to be two air kisses, but he smashed his face into her hair. Ginny's not mad about that, she's just upset at the noise her helicopter makes. Because she goes to work in a helicopter. Because that's how politicians get to work. This game is weird.

YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD FROM THEIR LOT

Remember how we said this would probably happen?

so pretty :')

CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES-
NO BITCH WE CAN'T

why would you tell Draco about the first time you had sex with his girlfriend's daughter? Unless she's saying "Sure, I'll have an affair with you, who is having an affair with my wife's mother."

This is the neighborhood layout. Petite Cottage was called that by the person who uploaded it. Shell Cottage Apartments were originally just Cottage Apartments but I added the Shell because Fleur.
These are pre-new graphics card:

Frances brought home RICKY CORMIER *shakes fist*

I like the assumption that the army recruits people with broken ankles.

you creepy bastard get off my swings


Augusta came home with someone. I forget which. She's so precious and vaguely sad.

Zombie you are so frightening. She made this face at Ricky Cormier. Um.

Scorp and Rose still in love~ slow dancing in Narcissa's room, for some reason.

Narcissa cheats at chess.

Jamie caught her.

Scorpius cleans while his House Elf also cleans. Go do something else, dude. You have a cleaning service.

Dora came over the next day.

Jamie and Narcissa are too busy being adorable sisters for other people though.

lol that swing.

Frances invites Ricky Cormier to "sneak out" which means they disappear for a few hours after dark. She seems to like him a lot.

My sweet Lord you are a creeper

WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET A LIMO FROM

They needed groceries so instead of cheating I had them order some. The delivery lady was called Marylena Hamilton... Game, did you
whitewash Marylena??? :|

Family meals :)

Hannah got fired right before reaching level 10 of her criminal career :( I got her her job back, though.

Augusta came to visit them, too. I forget if she came home with Arthur or her cousin Rema. Anyway, she ran out to go bowling and every
time she threw the ball, she cried hysterically after it didn't go where it was supposed to. I feel you, Augusta. I cry when I bowl, too.

Viktor also showed up. Aww.

Maybe the problem is that you're throwing it up in the air.

Hannah your face is broke

Augusta chillin' with cousin Rema.

"NO BITCH"
NEW GRAPHICS CARD TIIIIIIME~

Okay so the in-game caps are still crappy quality but LOOK

LOOK ANDROMEDA HAS SPARKLY FACE THINGS AND LINES IN HER LIPS. Lines! LOOK AT HER DETAILED LIPS

look the grass looks like grass

lol she looks like she really got shot

Augusta has a Pinky Pie wall sticker!

Augusta cheats on Viktor. This would sound a lot more sinister if they were adults.

They spent all day making out and stuff and then suddenly started arguing in Tonks and Lysander's little house.

you incesty bitches.

idk I just like this cap. A mama and her multicolored offspring.

Carpool. Cedric looks so sad about going to work.

Teddy came over for some MANLY TIME watching ~the game~.

Lysander mostly looks like Teddy's side but he inherited James' chin.

did I say manly time? I think I was mistaken.

Cousin Hannah came over too. Look at how detailed her outfit looks now!

Draco lookin' fiiiine

still a thing. Apparently. They've forgiven each other for their cheaty mishap at Scorpius and Rose's wedding.

Why is this so weird? I mean, it is weird, but... why?

"I had sex with your husband lol"
"I know I had sex with yours"
"wait what"
"LOL JK JK"

Madi came to visit Draco (I love the fact that you can see the other houses in the neighborhood now)

SHE HAS LIP LINES AND SPARKLIES TOO

Her hair is still borked though. lol Peggy why you so bad at hair meshing? Also I enjoy that her nail polish goes outside her gloves.

what a weird conversation. "Your brother's hot." "lol I know"

I mean if someone was telling me how attractive my brother was that would turn me on idk about you guys

I wish this cap could accurately describe what it looks like when sims play pinball. Because they keep thrusting their hips out and smacking the machine with their crotches. They don't play the game so much as hump the pinball machine.

twisty wrist. How does he keep all his ~loves~ straight?

And then suddenly he yelled at her because there was garbage everywhere. I think he was mad because she broke the compactor... somehow?

OUTRAGE (blowjob face. what? we were all thinking it.)

never not funny.

LIP LINES AND GLITTERY EYESHADOW AND EYEBROWSSSS

this is how Harry greets Madi (who wanders by ALL THE TIME). It's supposed to be two air kisses, but he smashed his face into her hair. Ginny's not mad about that, she's just upset at the noise her helicopter makes. Because she goes to work in a helicopter. Because that's how politicians get to work. This game is weird.

YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD FROM THEIR LOT

Remember how we said this would probably happen?

so pretty :')

CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES-
NO BITCH WE CAN'T

why would you tell Draco about the first time you had sex with his girlfriend's daughter? Unless she's saying "Sure, I'll have an affair with you, who is having an affair with my wife's mother."

This is the neighborhood layout. Petite Cottage was called that by the person who uploaded it. Shell Cottage Apartments were originally just Cottage Apartments but I added the Shell because Fleur.

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also i didn't realize godric's hollow was so huge.
Fucking Ricky Cormier what a skeeve.
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Godric's Hollow is big because I built it myself and I build like a monkey lol it's just a giant square :x
Ricky Cormier, ugh. I can't.