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Ivy ([personal profile] ivybgreenflower) wrote2011-08-06 06:08 am
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Guess what this post is about

no rly guess.

So I was scared that this post would be bscly boring because not much happened. But then... STUFF happened. Dramatic stuff. r u ready.




I told you, everytime James pranks Sirius, Sirius gets him back good. (Remus is doing homework in the bathroom, because why not.)



Sometimes there's that one sim who makes the best faces. James is that sim.



"I love you so much I don't even curr that you're fat."



Well, that worked.



yep.



STOP BEING CUTE I CAN'T HANDLE U.



James wanted to "influence someone to play a prank" so I had Sirius prank the annoying cheerleader. It made her cry and I don't care.



James' favoritest thing is pillow fights. BEST FACES EVER.



James made Sirius do the sprinkler thing. It went about as well the second time.



Her ass is so luscious that his hand clips right into it.



I'm sorry Angry Black Coach. You can't make nerds work out. They have nerd shit to do.



Say goodbye to college!



"BYE REMUS WILL I EVER SEE U AGAIN"



He's proud of himself for aging up.



Their new house. "UR MAH BEST FRIEND."



Kylee and I came over to welcome them to the neighborhood because they live next door to us! He warns us about the moon.




He managed to piss us both off by being too friendly.



Remus got a job as a doctor!



Sirius didn't get a job. He just got fat.



Exercise is hard :(



He's either contemplating getting fit again, or really high.



Lily is inspired for her wedding. She doesn't have a job either.



Damn, girl.



WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS

Remus brought this dude named Ocean Stratton (which, wtf kind of name is Ocean) home from work. They're not even friends! WHY REMUS. There's a really awful joke about Remus and chocolate in there, but racism. Maybe it's because Sirius got fat?



YOU TWO-TIMING HO



Maybe their lack of committment is what makes our Moony stray.



Goin' good so far...



Remus what.



OH SIRIUS WHAT. Why do you two have so much trouble with your relationship? (The red ring means Sirius has a negative memory of their engagement.)



Meanwhile, James is the dorkiest chef ever.



Lily got skinny!



And this is what Sirius decided to wear to the wedding. I totally forgot to check.



Remus' fashion sense is no better. Why do Sims age up into such stupid clothes?



NEVER MIND I AM SKINNY LET'S GET MARRIED.



:')



HAVE CAKE.



Their wedding was next. SIRIUS I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE ENGAGED BUT MARRIAGE IS GREAT?



Not even a wedding stops nature.



Om nom nom.



Lily why are you winking.



"Remember that time we had sex for the first time? It was great." Lily talks about it all the time, James never does. idek.



OH SHIT GUYS LOOK WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY CONSUMATED THEIR MARRIAGE



HARRY OR GIRLHARRY IS COMING :')

By the way, what should I name her if their first kid is a girl? And what would Sirius and Remus name their bbs?

[identity profile] frickkonastick.livejournal.com 2011-08-06 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
There's a really awful joke about Remus and chocolate in there, but racism.

TEARS. DOWN MY FACE.


OH MY GOD CAN I PLEASE BE REMUS AND SIRIUS'S GAYBY.

REMUS HOW COULD YOU!!111111111


JASKL;KFSAKLD;LFKSDKL

YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT, IVY. YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT.
Edited 2011-08-06 10:23 (UTC)

[identity profile] vanishing-cake.livejournal.com 2011-08-07 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
That one of Sirius on the treadmill made me cackle.

This makes me so happy. You make me so happy. ♥

Name the first kid either Harrietta or Lily Alice (like Lily Luna, but after Alice Longbottom instead of Luna Lovegood.)

[identity profile] au-chante.livejournal.com 2011-08-07 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO at Lily's winking face!!!

[identity profile] shadyperfection.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. ONCE MORE. GLORIOUS.

REMUS YOU LITTLE CHEATING BITCH! LOL OCEAN THOUGH (WTF WHY AM I LAUGHING? I'M RELATED TO PEOPLE NAMED CHICK AND COOKIE)

LOL WHY IS SIRIUS UNHAPPY WITH BEING ENGAGED? WEIRDO.

[identity profile] shadyperfection.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
NEVER STOP PLEASE.

LMAO I WANT TO NAME SOMETHING OCEAN. LOL HIS REAL NAME IS CHICK BUT THEN HE MARRIED COOKIE SO IT WAS PRETTY MUCH PERFECT.

LOL SIRIUS

[identity profile] shadyperfection.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG :(

THAT IS THE MOST PERFECT IDEA. YOU REALLY NEED TO DO THIS.