LIKE LAST SEASON SIOBHAN WRAPPED UP THE FIRST HALF OF TOUR BEFORE INTERMISSION AND SHE WAS LIKE UNDENIABLY THE MOST FUCKING AWESOME PART OF TOUR SHE WAS SOOOOOOOO AMAZING and then after that nobody gave a fuck. LMAO.
THE TOUR WAS SO AWESOME. IT'S ALMOST A SHAME SEASON 10 ISN'T AS MUCH OF A FAILURE BECAUSE I THINK THAT MADE THE TOUR SO MUCH BETTER. EVERYBODY WAS SO CHILL AND THERE WEREN'T A LOT OF SCARY MOBS OF GLAMBERTS OR GOKEY GIRLS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT AND WE GOT TO SPEND SOOOO MUCH TIME WITH EVERYBODY HAVING WATER BALLOON FIGHTS AND TALKING ABOUT JOHN STAMOS AND GETTING LEE TO SIGN FAKE CONTRACTS AND THEY SANG FOR US AND BIG MIKE FILMING HIS SANDWICH VIDEO IT WAS KIND OF RIDICULOUS.
I KNOWWWWW WE WOULD DO SO MANY THINGS AND I WOULD NEVER BOTHER YOU TO DO THINGS WHEN YOU WERE BUSY AND I WOULD NEVER DEMAND YOUR ATTENTION AND I WOULD CARRY THINGS FOR YOU BECAUSE I AM EXCELLENT AT BEING A PURSE AND ALSO I MAKE REALLY GOOD COFFEE.
YES AND ALSO I JUST NEED HIM TO STOP "DATING" THAT TWILIGHT BITCH BECAUSE I'M TWELVE YEARS OLD AND HAVE DIALED MY CRAY UP TO "GLAMBERT" IDK IDK AND THEN WE CAN BE ON GOOD TERMS AGAIN.
I WILL BE LIKE "HI THIA MY INTERNET FRIEND IVY LIKES YOU AND SHE ALSO LIKES HELLO KITTY SO PLS SIGN THIS BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE HER LIFE"
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT "THEY SKYPE SOMETIMES (IF THAT'S EVEN TRUE) AND MET EACH OTHER AWKWARDLY THAT ONCE WHEN HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO SHE WAS" IS LEGITIMATE DATING, SRY2SAY. ALSO SHE HAS SHITTY MOVIES TO MAKE AND HE'S TOURING ALL SUMMER SO EVEN IF THIS IS REAL IT WON'T LAST. /feelings
IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE IF HE WAS LIKE "DAYUM BITCH WE TALKED TWICE STOP REFERRING TO ME AS YOUR BOYFRIEND". THE WHOLE THING JUST SEEMS REALLY INSANE AND DUMB FOR LIKE A LAUNDRY LIST OF REASONS OTHER THAN "BECAUSE I DESPERATELY NEED IT TO BE NOT REAL". BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THE POSITIVE THING THAT I WOULD GET OUT OF IT BEING REAL IS THAT HE'S OKAY WITH DATING PEOPLE WHO ARE BORN IN 1988.
DUH IK I WOULD GO OUT OF MY WAY TO MAKE SURE THIS HAPPENED. I'LL TRY TO MAKE SURE CASEY DOESN'T SNEAK UP AND IS LIKE "OH IVY I KNOW HER I USED TO LIVE IN HER CLOSET".
IT FEELS LIKE A CHEAP PUBLICITY STUNT FOR THE TWATLIGHT NONSENSE TBH.
OH MY GOD YOU'LL GET HOME AND YOU'LL CHECK AND THIA WILL BE LIKE HI :) :) AND THEN IN TINY WRITING WILL BE "HELLOOOOOOOOOO IVYYYYY" AND YOU WILL READ IT IN THAT "HELLO CLARICE" VOICE.
LMAO IKR BITCH IS NEVER IN THE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS SO NOW SHE HAS PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HER. SHE'S LIKE THE ONE TWILIGHT PERSON NOBODY CARES ABOUT. AND ALSO PAUL TWILIGHT GODDAMN I WOULD STILL BE FURIOUS BUT MARGINALLY LESS FURIOUS IF THIS WAS EMMA WATSON OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE AT LEAST YOU'D BE DEMONSTRATING GOOD TASTE.
HE'LL SECRETLY WRITE SOMETHING ON THE BACK LIKE "DEAR IVY I LOVE WHEN YOU WEAR _________ I THINK IT LOOKS LOVELY ON YOU"
IK AT LEAST EMMA WATSON IS A FIERCE BITCH WHO IS SMART AND HAS GOOD TASTE IN FILMS GOD JUST ANYBODY BUT THE FUCKING TWILIGHT BITCHES. I WATCHED THE FIRST TWO MOVIES AND THEY WERE A WASTE OF FILM ALTHOUGH THEY WERE UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS BECAUSE THE PLOT/ACTING/EVERYTHING WAS SO BAD. I SIMPLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF 12 LIKE THIS SHIT.
WAIT UNTIL HE STARTS LEAVING POST-IT NOTES AROUND YOUR HOUSE. LOOK ON THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND IT'S "HELLO IVY I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY YOUR MAKEUP LOOKS RAVISHING"
UGH I NEED TO BARRAGE PAUL FROM MY LOCKED TWITTER WITH TWEETS HE CAN'T READ ABOUT HOW IF HE'S NOT DATING ME HE SHOULD BE DATING EMMA WATSON AND THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS
I FEEL REALLY STRONGLY ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE TO FOCUS ON, BUT MAYBE RAGE-TWEETING HIM WILL BE CATHARTIC EVEN THOUGH HE CAN'T SEE THEM LMAO
THIS MAKES THE ASSUMPTION THAT HE'LL ALSO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE. MAYBE HE WILL, IDK.
I liked Thia. I think of all of them, her voice was the least unique, but she was really, really good.
Can someone please explain to me the Stefano rage going on? XD I ~lurked on _AI the other night and saw it everywhere. What's the general consensus on this year's group, cause I'm kind of in my own little bubble this season. (I want Lauren to win, though, she's the only one I can see actually selling records, except for maybe Scotty).
Stefano's not a bad guy, but he does kind of have a weird attitude. And he sucks at singing. Like... he sings all high pitched, and then stays in his falsetto through the whole song, and it's just terrible and pitchy as hell. And it's like WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE ABOVE TALENTED PEOPLE JSDHJKSDFH.
The general consensus as to who's good is kind of all over, but we all seem united in Stefano rage. And yeah Lauren's got a good chance but I bet Scotty will win.
My favorites in order probably go Casey, Lauren, Haley, Scotty and Stefano. Casey had me at hello. Superficially because he's kind of my dream guy (beardy, awkward, and his taste in music for his age is a real turn on, LOL), and I love how he's not just the token weirdo of the group, he actually has some originality that the show hasn't seen before. I adore Lauren's personality, and yeah, I think of the whole group she shows the most promise. Haley I like more every week, Scotty is just schmoozy and amazing, and I do think Stefano has a nice voice (though now that you mention it, he does stay in the falsetto way too much. Don't get an attitude from him, though.) I'm sick of Jacob, Durbin has had me ranging since day one and Paul is one of my favorite personalities in the show's history but I hate his voice.
I think the general deal with this group is that they're all good singers, but very few of them have that star power. I can't really see any of these guys doing many post-show interviews, being on GMA, or selling very many CD's. Some more than others (Haley, Jacob, Casey). Pia totally could have won it, but she had such a weird personality, it was like half robotic half awkward and I couldn't understand her.
Anyway, sorry for the essay. What do people think of Durbin?
lol Lauren annoys me so much, she has such a bad case of is-15-itis. But she'll grow out of it. Love Scotty and I like Haley more and more every week.
The show is just really bad at showcasing their personalities. Bad editing is one of the biggest gripes that _ai has. It makes them all look so boring and one-dimensional.
lol the essay is great <3 aaaaaand people hate Durbin. A few people like him or find him much easier to tolerate but most people hate him.
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MY.
PANTS.
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VIDEOS DO NO JUSTICE.
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ACTUALLY EVERYBODY'S WERE PRETTY COOL. WAY BETTER THAN SEASON 8'S. LOL.
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I WILL TELL THIA HI FOR YOU THO IF I DO
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TY YOU ARE VERY KIND.
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I'LL HAVE HER SIGN A HELLO KITTY SOMETHING AND I'LL MAIL IT TO YOU.
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OMG IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE MY HERO.
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I WILL BE LIKE "HI THIA MY INTERNET FRIEND IVY LIKES YOU AND SHE ALSO LIKES HELLO KITTY SO PLS SIGN THIS BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE HER LIFE"
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OMG YOU WOULD HAVE TO MAKE HER SIGN MY REAL NAME. OMG MY LIFE WOULD BE SO MADE. THIAAAAAAA.
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OMG I WOULD I WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE SURE OF THAT
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OHMAGAH YOU ARE THE BESTEST.
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DUH IK I WOULD GO OUT OF MY WAY TO MAKE SURE THIS HAPPENED. I'LL TRY TO MAKE SURE CASEY DOESN'T SNEAK UP AND IS LIKE "OH IVY I KNOW HER I USED TO LIVE IN HER CLOSET".
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OH MY GOD YOU'LL GET HOME AND YOU'LL CHECK AND THIA WILL BE LIKE HI :) :) AND THEN IN TINY WRITING WILL BE "HELLOOOOOOOOOO IVYYYYY" AND YOU WILL READ IT IN THAT "HELLO CLARICE" VOICE.
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HE'LL SECRETLY WRITE SOMETHING ON THE BACK LIKE "DEAR IVY I LOVE WHEN YOU WEAR _________ I THINK IT LOOKS LOVELY ON YOU"
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OH MY GOD EVERY COMMENT GETS WORSE AND WORSE I AM NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN.
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WAIT UNTIL HE STARTS LEAVING POST-IT NOTES AROUND YOUR HOUSE. LOOK ON THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND IT'S "HELLO IVY I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY YOUR MAKEUP LOOKS RAVISHING"
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CASEY WILL BE LIKE HAVING A REALLY CREEPY PET
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A REALLY CREEPY PET THAT WATCHES YOU SLEEP
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HE'LL BE THE ROOMBA I'VE WANTED FOR SO LONG. GOOGLY EYES AND ALL.
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THIS MAKES THE ASSUMPTION THAT HE'LL ALSO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE. MAYBE HE WILL, IDK.
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WELL IDK I NEVER FELT LIKE ROOMBAS REALLY CLEANED ALL THAT WELL EITHER IDK IDK.
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Can someone please explain to me the Stefano rage going on? XD I ~lurked on _AI the other night and saw it everywhere. What's the general consensus on this year's group, cause I'm kind of in my own little bubble this season. (I want Lauren to win, though, she's the only one I can see actually selling records, except for maybe Scotty).
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The general consensus as to who's good is kind of all over, but we all seem united in Stefano rage. And yeah Lauren's got a good chance but I bet Scotty will win.
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I think the general deal with this group is that they're all good singers, but very few of them have that star power. I can't really see any of these guys doing many post-show interviews, being on GMA, or selling very many CD's. Some more than others (Haley, Jacob, Casey). Pia totally could have won it, but she had such a weird personality, it was like half robotic half awkward and I couldn't understand her.
Anyway, sorry for the essay. What do people think of Durbin?
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The show is just really bad at showcasing their personalities. Bad editing is one of the biggest gripes that _ai has. It makes them all look so boring and one-dimensional.
lol the essay is great <3 aaaaaand people hate Durbin. A few people like him or find him much easier to tolerate but most people hate him.