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AND WE ALSO DISCUSS SOME HARRY POTTER STUFF

FIRST 6 CHAPTERS OF CoS AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OKAY DOBBY IS SO ANNOYING IN THE BEGINNING. LIKE OVER THE SERIES HE'S CUTE AND I LIKE HIM BUT THIS FIRST MEETING IS LIKE JESUS HARRY IS A SAINT ALSO FUUUU MINISTRY HARRY DID NO SUCH CHARM ALSO I WANT VIOLETS AND WHIPPED CREAM IT SOUNDS GOOD.

ALSO WHY IS RON SO STUPID "DERP LET'S FLY THE CAR" AND HOW IS THE CAR GETTING HOME, RON? AND HARRY'S LIKE DON'T TAKE ANY POINTS IT WAS BEFORE TERM :( AND MCG IS LIKE HALE NO I AM NOT RUINING MY HOUSE FOR YOUR DICKERY.

ALSO KNOCKTURN ALLEYYY AND THE CURSED NECKLACE AND HARRY'S HIDING IN THE VANISHING CABINET! AND THEN LATER PEEVES BREAKS IT AND THEN IT'S WHAT DRACO MALFOY HAS TO FIXXXXXX OH MY GOD SO MUCH FORESHADOWING.

AND MR. WEASLEY VS LUCIUS GO MR. WEASLEY GO!

AND THE HOWLERRRRR DAAAAAAAAAAYUM MRS. WEASLEY

ALSO LOCKHART LOL HE SUCKS SO MUCH JESUS. AND THE WHOMPING WILLOWWWWW WHICH WE LATER FIND OUT IS LUPIN'S HIDEOUT OMG FORESHADOWINDHSDGFJHFGH FGHFGJHFGSJFHGHJDFGH.

DOBBY IS TOTALLY A DICKWAD, FOR REAL. TONE THAT SHIT DOWN.

LMAO I LOVE RON SFM. THE CAR APPARENTLY HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN, SO I HAVE A BIT OF FAITH THAT IT COULD HAVE FOUND ITS WAY BACK TO THE BURROW.

SHIT THERE WAS ANOTHER REALLY EXCELLENT BIT OF FORESHADOWING THERE THAT I TOTALLY FORGOT FML

CAN I JUST SAY THAT I LIKE THE WEASLEY'S CLOCK FROM THE MOVIE BETTER THAN THE ONE IN THE BOOK? I WAS REALLY KIND OF DISAPPOINTED WHEN I READ THAT AND REMEMBERED THAT IT WASN'T AS AWESOME.

RON'S LIKE "YEAH THEY CAN JUST APPARATE AND WE'LL BE AT SCHOOL" AND I'M LIKE AND HOGWARTS TOTALLY HAS A GARAGE YOU CAN LEAVE THIS IN FOR THE NEXT LIKE 9 MONTHS? REALLY? MCG WAS LIKE "YOU COULD HAVE SENT US A LETTER" BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND HARRY AND RON NOT THINKING THAT BECAUSE THEIR FIRST PRIORITY IS NOT GETTING IN TROUBLE FOR BEING LATE AND MAYBE THE ADULTS WOULDN'T BELIEVE THEM. LIKE DIDN'T ANYONE QUESTION WHY THE BARRIER MIGHT BE BLOCKED? WHY DID NO1CURR???

MAYBE YOU'RE THINKING OF WHEN PAPA MALFOY PICKS UP GINNY'S BOOK, THAT'S WHEN HE SLIPS IN THE DIARY? ORRRR WHEN THEY'RE LEAVING THE HOUSE AND GINNY'S LIKE OMG MY DIARY!!!!!

THE WEASLEYS HAVE TWO FUNNY CLOCKS. ONE IS THE "YOU'RE LATE" CLOCK AND THE OTHER IS THE AWESOME TELLS YOU WHERE EVERYONE IS CLOCK THAT DOESN'T COME UP TILL GOF AND IN DH IS CONSTANTLY ON MORTAL PERIL.

LMAO HOGWARTS PARKING GARAGE. I LOVE THIS IDEA A LITTLE BIT. I LOVE HOW WEIRD SHIT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO THEM AND NOBODY QUESTIONS IT EVEN THOUGH IT'S REALLY OBVIOUS THAT THEY SHOULD.

IT'S ANOTHER STRANGE FORESHADOWING THING IDK IDK I READ IT AND WAS LIKE "DAYYYYYYUM" SO OBVIOUSLY I CAN'T REMEMBER IT NOW

OH YOU'RE RIGHT I FORGOT THE COOL ONE SHOWS UP LATER IN THE BOOKS. DOESN'T IT APPEAR WAY EARLIER IN THE MOVIES THO AND THAT'S WHY I'M GETTING THEM CONFUSED. TOO MANY CLOCKS AND NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY TELL TIME.

LOL I LOVE THE IDEA OF SIRIUS HAVING SOMEPLACE TO PARK HIS MOTORBIKE. AND THEN THE MUGGLE STUDIES KIDS WOULD WORK ON CARS.

THERE IS SOOOOO MUCH FORESHADOWING IN THIS BOOK I CAN'T EVEN DEAL. CANNOT. I'M TRYING TO THINK.

IDK, IT MIGHT HAVE COME UP IN THE COS MOVIE? AND YEAH DO THE WEASLEYS ACTUALLY OWN A TIME-TELLING CLOCK OR DO THEY NOT CARE ABOUT TIME.

I WONDER WHAT KIND OF CARS THEY ALL WOULD HAVE, ACTUALLY. I LIKE TO THINK FLITWICK WOULD HAVE A BEETLE OR A MINI COOPER OR SOMETHING.

THERE IS SO MUCH FORESHADOWING IN EVERY BOOK OMG JKR IS SUCH A GENIUS I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU.

I THINK IT DID. I COULD BE MAKING THAT UP THO BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT DID. AND TIME. PSH. WEASLEYS DON'T CARE ABOUT TIME.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OMG FLITWICK IN A TINY CAR I ADORE THIS. MCGONAGALL WOULD HAVE AN OLD LINCOLN OR SOMETHING. ONE OF THOSE BIG BOAT CARS LIKE A CROWN VICTORIA, EXCEPT IT WOULD BE LIKE GLEAMING BEAUTIFULLY. SPROUT'S WOULD HAVE DIRT ON THE WHEELS, AND BE LIKE IDK A JEEP. DUMBLEDORE WOULD HAVE A MODEL-T FORD.

SUCH A GENIUSSSSSSSS ESPECIALLY WITH THE FORESHADOWING THAT DOESN'T PAY OFF UNTIL LIKE THE 7TH BOOK. LIKE HARRY'S FIRST CAUGHT SNITCH! I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS THEN BUT I READ IT LIKE OMG OMG DUMBLEDORE'S GONNA KEEP THIS EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO IDEA WHY YET.

THEY'RE WEASLEYS THEY DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT TIME TIME IS FOR PLEBIANS. ALSO I JUST THIS SECOND REALIZED WHY THEIR HOUSE IS CALLED THE BURROW. BECAUSE THEY ARE WEASLES.

LMAO IKR THE CARSSSSSSS. IDK I THINK DUMBLEDORE WOULD HAVE LIKE A HIPPIE VAN OR SOMETHING SORT OF RIDICULOUS. LMAO I LOVE MCGONAGALL AND HER GIANT OLD CARS, LIKE A VINTAGE CADILLAC THE SIZE OF A SMALL TANK.

GOD I KNOW SHE TOTALLY HAD EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE LIKE PLANNED OUT BEFOREHAND. IT'S SO BRILLIANT. SHE IS SO BRILLIANT.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BURROW AND WEASELS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANNOT EVEN I LOVE THIS.

ALSO I LOVE THAT HERMIONE'S PARENTS ARE JUST STANDING AROUND BEING AWKWARD IN DIAGON ALLEY.

OMG YESSSSS DUMBLEDORE WOULD HAVE A HIPPIE VAAAAAAAAN

SHE IS MY HERO I WANT TO BE HER WHY AM I NOT HER.

WEASLES! THEY ARE WEASELSSSS AND THEY TAKE HARRY IN LIKE AN EXTRA WEASEL PUP.

HERMIONE'S PARENTS ARE ADORABLE ALL LIKE "WHAT IS THIS SHIT" AND MR. WEASLEY'S LIKE "I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE MUGGLES OMG LET'S GO HAVE A DRINK PS I LOVE YOU." BETWEEN HIS OBSESSIVE MUGGLE LOVE AND HIS SUDDEN MALFOY RAGE THEY MUST THINK HE'S INSANE.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IKR HE TOTES WOULD. FILLED WITH SOCKS.

SHE SHOULD BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE

THIS IS SO CUTE. I WANT TO OWN A BUNCH OF WEASELS AND NAME THEM ALL AFTER THE WEASLEYS.

LMAO YES. MR WEASLEY IS FUCKING CRAY IN THE BEST WAYS. I BET THE CONCEPT OF DENTISTS FREAKS HIM OUT. DO WIZARDS HAVE DENTISTS? HOW STRANGE.

SOCCCCCCKS. I KNOW DUMBLEDORE WAS LYING ABOUT THE SOCKS BUT I THINK HE WAS ALSO TELLING THE TRUTH BECAUSE I PICTURE HIM BEING ALL ABOUT SMALL COMFORTS LIKE WARM SOCKS. SOCKS ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE CLOTHING ITEM.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WANT A WEASEL FARM FULL OF HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS. IN ADDITION TO THE WEASLEYS I'D HAVE HARRY WEASLEY AND HERMIONE WEASLEY BECAUSE THEY MARRY INTO THE FAMILY. HARRY DOESN'T GET TO KEEP HIS LAST NAME.

I SUSPECT WIZARDS DON'T HAVE DENTISTS LIKE THEY DON'T HAVE DOCTORS. BECAUSE LIKE MADAM POMFREY IS LIKE HERE LEMME FIX YO TEETH AND SHE FIXES HERMIONE'S THAT TIME WITH THE GIANT TEETH SPELL. I ALWAYS WONDER IF SHE'S WHERE HARRY GETS NEW GLASSES FROM.

YEAH HE WAS OBV LYING BUT TOTALLY NOT AT ALL.

I WANT A DRACO FERRET. THIS IS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING I WANT OUT OF MY LIFE, NGL. I WANT A WHITE FERRET NAMED DRACO.

YEAH EXACTLY AND I FEEL LIKE THEY WOULD BE LIKE "WE'RE DENTISTS" AND HE'D BE LIKE "MUGGLES HAVE HEALERS ESPECIALLY FOR THEIR TEETH HOW FASSSSSSCINATING"

OMG DRACO FERRET OH MY GOD.

LOL HE'D BE LIKE "AND THERE ARE SPECIAL TOOLS??? OMG HOW DO THEY WORK OMG THERE ARE TINY DRILLS TELL ME EVERYTHING AND THEN SEND ME SOME SAMPLES." BECAUSE I BET WIZARDS JUST HAVE LIKE MAGIC TOOTHPASTE THAT ELIMINATES CAVITIES OR SOMETHING. LIKE THEY PROBABLY JUST HAVE SIMPLE SPELLS AND POTIONS FOR STUFF THAT DENTISTS DO.

DUH YES I'VE WANTED ONE FOREVER

LMAO YES. I LOVE MR. WEASLEY AND DENTISTS OMG. "HOW MAGNIFICENT! LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE METAL THINGS THAT THEY PUT AROUND YOUR TEETH TO MOVE THEM! IT REALLY IS QUITE BRILLIANT."

HE'D BE LIKE "MAKE ME AN APPOINTMENT TO GET SOME BRACES" AND MR. GRANGER WOULD BE LIKE "ACTUALLY YOUR TEETH DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY NEED THEM" AND ARTHUR WOULD BE LIKE SHPFF LET'S DO IT ANYWAY AND THEY'D BE SETTING IT UP AND MOLLY WOULD COME OVER AND START YELLING BECAUSE SHE IS A MUGGLE HATER.

LMAO OMG YES. "WILL YOU PUT THOSE AROUND MY TEETH? PLEASE? OH, GOODNESS, AND I CAN PICK THE COLORS FOR THE LITTLE THINGAMABOBS THAT GO AROUND THEM? HOW AMAZING!" AND I DON'T THINK MOLLY IS A MUGGLE HATER AS MUCH AS SHE WANTS A MUTE BUTTON ON HER HUSBAND.

OMG HE'D PICK GRYFFINDOR COLORS LIKE A DORK.

MOLLY DOESN'T HATE MUGGLES SHE JUST DOESN'T GET WHY HE LIKES THEM SO MUCH. I WISH HE HAD MORE MUGGLE FRIENDS HE COULD DISCUSS STUFF WITH. LIKE HIS DEAREST AMBITION IS TO FIND OUT HOW AIRPLANES STAY UP BUT THAT'S NOT ALL THAT DIFFICULT A QUESTION TO ANSWER.

LMAO I WAS THINKING THAT, NGL

MR. WEASLEY NEEDS SOME SRS BSNS TIME WITH BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY. I THINK BILL COULD ANSWER A LOT OF HIS QUESTIONS IN AN EASY TO UNDERSTAND AND AFFABLE MANNER.

IF I WAS HARRY I'D HELP HIM OUT. I'D BRING HIM ENCYCLOPEDIAS AND STUFF AND TALK HIM THROUGH THE MORE COMPLICATED PARTS. OR LIKE HERMIONE SHE LOVES SHOWING OFF HER KNOWLEDGE WHY DOESN'T SHE TEACH HIM MUGGLE THINGS?

AND I BET HE DIDN'T TAKE MUGGLE STUDIES IN SCHOOL BECAUSE MOLLY OR HIS PARENTS WERE LIKE OMG YOU CAN'T YOU HAVE TO GET A RLY GOOD JOB DON'T WASTE YOUR ELECTIVE!11 POOR MR. WEASLEY.

IKR HE HAS SO MANY RESOURCES TO LEARN ALL OF THESE THINGS BUT IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN. I WANT TO SIT HIM DOWN IN A FIRST GRADE CLASSROOM OR SOMETHING.

LMAO HE PROBABLY WANTED TO BE A MUGGLE WHEN HE GREW UP

I BET HERMIONE'S PARENTS TOTALLY DO ONCE THEY GET MARRIED. THEY'RE PROBABLY LIKE "LET'S TEACH HIM SOME STUFF" BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL LEARNING SNOBS AND IT PROBABLY MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD TO SHOW OFF.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A MUGGLE AND FLY IN AIRPLANES AND TAKE BUSES AND EVERYTHING!

LMAO I LOVE TO THINK OF WEASLEY/GRANGER DINNER PARTIES. THEY WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.

YESSSSSSSS AND I CAN HAVE A TELEVISION AND HOW CRAZY THEY HAVE PICTURES THAT DON'T MOVE AND I WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE TO WALK PLACES ALL THE TIME!

I HAVE TO GET UP TO SEE BRIAN MCWORKGUY TOMORROW SO I HAVE TO GET SOME SLEEP, BUT LET'S CONTINUE THIS TOMORROW OR SOMETHING OKAY BECAUSE MAYBE I'LL REMEMBER WHAT THAT GREAT FORESHADOWING BIT WAS

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WHY DON'T WIZARDS HAVE TV SHOWS THEIR TV SHOWS WOULD HAVE SUCH GREAT SPECIAL EFFECTS AND STUFF :( THIS IS A CRIIIIIIME

OMG BRIAN MCWORKGUY! TELL HIM I SAID HAY.

AND YESSS I AM OF COURSE UP FOR CONTINUED DISCUSSION I WILL LOOK THROUGH THE FIRST 6 CHAPTERS AGAIN AND SEE IF I SEE ANYTHING

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