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ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-04-03 09:06 pm
ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-04-03 09:06 pm
Stolen from Biancaaaaaaa
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: No.
Do you party a lot? How often?: No. Well, I had a birthday party last year. For my birthday. Man, did we get high on those bbq potato chips.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: *blinks* Why would I want to?
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: A lot.
Do you skip classes? How often?: I don't know what this means, enlighten me
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: See above. Only, don't enlighten me.
Do you steal?: Oh yeah, see, the other day I, like, found a penny... AND I KEPT IT. THE SHAME, THE SHAME!!
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: Wow, I can almost see my thighs in these shorts! Aaah!
Do you drool over celebrities?: Well, not physically.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: My mother does. I don't really.
Do you ever watch the News?: YES.
Do you even care about world issues?: Yes!
Do you read books often?: All the time, you?
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: None. Yay!
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: I have friends? Oh! You mean those people I sit next to in class and are nice to me. I was assuming "friends" meant people you hung out with, but I suppose not.
Answer the question?
Do you smoke cigarettes?: What are those?
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: What's a seven eleven? For that matter, wth is a mall?
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: Wouldn't that be painful?
Do you cuss a lot?: Oh yeah, baby. I say freakin' and crap and sometimes, I even say bitch. Shhhhh don't tell.
Are you desperate to fit in?: What?
Are you intelligent?: Yes.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: It's lip gloss.
Black eyeliner?: Several.
Black eyeshadow?: See above.
Black trenchcoat?: I'd like one.
Black boots?: I hate boots.
Black fishnets?: I wish I had some. I have arm warmer fishnets though.
Black nail polish?: I can't find it!
Cigarettes?: No.
Heavy metal music?: Oh yeah, those Beatles really rock hard.
Marilyn Manson?: *blank look*
*kidding*
Kittie?: ?
Cradle of Filth?: That sounds like a movie about terrorism
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: Perpetual angst and rather insane smile.
Do you like to be seen as: I wear two different shoes, and a lovely fork necklace. I am a raver. Ha.
Are you an intellectual?: I thought that was what AP stood for.
An atheist?: Of course not.
Horrible home life?: Oh yeah. See, I have this mother. And she cleans my house and cooks for me, but see, she got this job. For like 6 hours two-three days a week. Man, I have it so bad.
Hopelessly depressed?: Depressingly hopeless.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: Of course not. unless my research paper is due the next day
Self-mutilation?: *blinks* Wouldn't that hurt?
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: Very nice.
Big black boots?: No.
Mohawk?: They're fun to poke.
Excessive piercings? Not really.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: Lpud, yes.
Wild hair colors?: OH YEAH! See, my hair is this crazy combination of dark brown, with like, auburn highlights. Man, I rock.
NOFX?: ?
Rancid?: Isn't that spoiled milk?
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: 7
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: More than yours.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: What are those?
Play a lot of sports?: ?
Talk a lot about sports?: Well, let me thinkno.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: I do homework. Is that a sport?
Are you arrogant?: I don't think so, maybe, yes, no?
Are you a male or female whore?: I prefer the term "applesquire."
Are you homophobic?: If I was, I would eat lunch inside.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: Of course not. I tease people because it's fun. Well, not a lot. :)
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: Yes, but I don't quiver. I kinda... ripple. See, I don't have enough energy to quiver.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers?: What? How does one drop out of highschool? You mean open up a window and fall out?
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: Yes. Oh God yes. And it doesn't make any difference.
Have you ever been on a diet?: Let's put it this way. I'm in AP.
How much did you lose?: Ten, twenty. Nerve cells.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: Well, the word "disorder" sure does sum it up, but not in that way.
Make yourself throw up?: I HAD INTESTINAL FLU!!!!
Make-up?: More than you will ever know. This isn't my natural skin color.
Low-cut tops?: Hey, wow, I see some skin! Ack!
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: I twirl it when I make fun of people. Like Jesus. Hahhahahahaha!
Giggle a lot?: Teehee!
What's the deal with boys?: Sometimes, they smell nice.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, at all?: *shift eyes*
Who's the weaker sex?: I don't know.
Are you a feminist?: FEMINISTS ARE WEEEEAAAAAK, WE MEN WILL PREVAIL.
How often do you shave your legs?: Once a month. Or maybe once every two months. Depends.
How about your armpits?: Much more often. Once a day.
Are you emotional?: Very.
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality.
Independence or Companionship?: But... I hate being lonely.
Stability or Freedom?: Stability.... with some freedom on the side.
Personal or Interpersonal?: I dunno.
Introvert or Extrovert?: A little of each.
Popularity or Isolation?: I'm pretty popular on my friends list. Not to brag or anything.
Unique or Loved?: Unique... and loved for it.
Understood or Individual?: INDIVIDUAL! If I were understood, imagine how boring I'd be.
You or Them?: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together, girlfriend. *snaps fingers*
LET'S ALL GET MARRIED AND MOVE TO COW COUNTRY.
Ok, here's the proposition.
My rockish group, The Angular Bananas, needs some people in it. Minimal talent. Heck, no talent. We don't need talent.
Who wants to join?
„„„„„Whee"""""
Ivyette @ 9:23 PM
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rancid...does it just have to be spoiled milk? Couldn't it be just a smell?
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WHOO! I have a member!
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Welcome to the group. *slaps pin on Bianca similar to Jackie's*
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(Keyboard's boring!!11one ><)
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