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ivybgreenflower) wrote2010-02-11 11:13 am
ivybgreenflower) wrote2010-02-11 11:13 am
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Kitty
I just drew a Hello Kitty.
She looks like a potato. Online drawing tutorials suck :(
Also, they don't sell CherinaCherine products in America. BECAUSE THEY ARE WHORES. Sanrio, y u do dis? YOU KNOW I WOULD BUT THEM IF YOU SOLD THEM HERE. I know that you- cosmically, in your soul-place- knew that I would the minute you greenlit these characters for introduction into the Sanrioverse. I know that deep in your heart my name came up, like a Related Search tab. You said "Hello Kitty plus cherries plus pink plus super cute plus there's two of them because her OCD demands she always have even numbers of things = Ivy B. Greenflower of Florida, USA"
I know you did. I know my picture came up in shareholder meetings when you announced their creation. BECAUSE YOU CREATED THIS FOR ME, DIDN'T YOU. If there was ever a time when God sat down and thought to himself, "I'mma reward that IvyB. I'mma make something just for her," this is what would have come from his fingertips. Then he'd pat himself on the back and smile benevolently down at me while I squealed (I mean, I'm assuming this is how God works. It's how I play the sims and I don't imagine God and I are very different)
And yet. AND YET. They're not on the US Sanrio page. WHY? Why would you tease me like this? Why would you say "LOOK HOW PERFECT THIS PRODUCT IS DON'T YOU LOVE IT" and then go "SRY JAPAN ONLY"
I don't live in Japan. I'm not obsessed with Japan. I have no money to go to Japan or pay extra on eBay. WHY YOU DO THIS.
For reference, this is what I'm talking about here: http://www.sanrio.co.jp/english/characters/detail/cherinacherine/index.html
Yep. I'm sure the universe's infinite cooking pot burped this up JUST FOR ME. Don't even pretend you don't agree, my name is all over that shit. My real name, even. That's how srs this is.
Anyway, idek what I'm rambling about anymore. kbai.
-11:12 AM
P.S. BECAUSE JAPAN
She looks like a potato. Online drawing tutorials suck :(
Also, they don't sell CherinaCherine products in America. BECAUSE THEY ARE WHORES. Sanrio, y u do dis? YOU KNOW I WOULD BUT THEM IF YOU SOLD THEM HERE. I know that you- cosmically, in your soul-place- knew that I would the minute you greenlit these characters for introduction into the Sanrioverse. I know that deep in your heart my name came up, like a Related Search tab. You said "Hello Kitty plus cherries plus pink plus super cute plus there's two of them because her OCD demands she always have even numbers of things = Ivy B. Greenflower of Florida, USA"
I know you did. I know my picture came up in shareholder meetings when you announced their creation. BECAUSE YOU CREATED THIS FOR ME, DIDN'T YOU. If there was ever a time when God sat down and thought to himself, "I'mma reward that IvyB. I'mma make something just for her," this is what would have come from his fingertips. Then he'd pat himself on the back and smile benevolently down at me while I squealed (I mean, I'm assuming this is how God works. It's how I play the sims and I don't imagine God and I are very different)
And yet. AND YET. They're not on the US Sanrio page. WHY? Why would you tease me like this? Why would you say "LOOK HOW PERFECT THIS PRODUCT IS DON'T YOU LOVE IT" and then go "SRY JAPAN ONLY"
I don't live in Japan. I'm not obsessed with Japan. I have no money to go to Japan or pay extra on eBay. WHY YOU DO THIS.
For reference, this is what I'm talking about here: http://www.sanrio.co.jp/english/characters/detail/cherinacherine/index.html
Yep. I'm sure the universe's infinite cooking pot burped this up JUST FOR ME. Don't even pretend you don't agree, my name is all over that shit. My real name, even. That's how srs this is.
Anyway, idek what I'm rambling about anymore. kbai.
-11:12 AM
P.S. BECAUSE JAPAN
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But I can't afford the shipping on all those imports, so I will continue to live in a normal house.
FOR NOW.
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The only place I regularly have things shipped from out of the country is the UK~ because it's not as unreasonable for some reason.
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I am addicted to eBay though.
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If I had money this would be me omg
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LOL TRUE STORY.
ONE DAY WHEN I GET MYSELF A HOUSE I'M GOING TO GO ON A MISSION TO LIKE FURNISH THE WHOLE THING USING EBAY. IT'LL BE EXTREMELY ENTERTAINING.
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YOU CAN LIVE ON MILK CRATES UNTIL YOU GET ALL THE RIGHT FURNITURE AND WRITE A BLOG ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCES AND MAKE MILLIONS.
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