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ivybgreenflower) wrote2009-05-16 06:18 pm
ivybgreenflower) wrote2009-05-16 06:18 pm
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Complaints
To the ESPN and Fox Sports commentators, and other folks, too:
1. Scott Kazmir's name is not pronounced like the sweater material. He is not a fabric.
2. Evan Longoria is a fantastic player, one of the best currently playing, and his little gaptooth smile is adorable, but there are other guys playing this game, as well. Try to remember their names. There aren't that many of them and they wear them on their backs.
3. At least try to be unbiased, okay? At least try not to be excited when something bad happens to my team. You never get as excited when they do something right.
4. Evan Longoria is not a desperate housewife. That joke's old. (The commentators leave this one alone, thank God.)
5. Yes, Balfour is a terrible name for a pitcher. But there's an Orioles pitcher named Walker. Make fun of him for awhile. (The commentators also leave this one alone as well.)
6. Stop calling them "Tampa". They're from Tampa Bay. St. Pete is getting jealous.
7. Sometimes you people talk way too much. STFU, no one cares that this one time in 1979 you played the game and some stuff happened. Seriously, no one cares. I think sometimes commentators go through the entire major leagues and play the game for years just so that one day they can sit in a booth and just hear their own voices for hours every day, doing commentary on the game.
8. ARGH ENOUGH WITH THE MANLY COMMERCIALS. "Just for Men" is fine, okay, whatever, but the ED pills and the can't-pee-properly pills are just ARGH.
9. Sorry, Tobacco Free Florida. I don't think the tobacco companies are trying to target children by flavoring their products "bubblegum, chocolate, or grape". Because I didn't know they did until you told me. Thanks for telling the kids now.
10. Men are gross. Stop spitting. Seriously, stop.
-6:30 PM
1. Scott Kazmir's name is not pronounced like the sweater material. He is not a fabric.
2. Evan Longoria is a fantastic player, one of the best currently playing, and his little gaptooth smile is adorable, but there are other guys playing this game, as well. Try to remember their names. There aren't that many of them and they wear them on their backs.
3. At least try to be unbiased, okay? At least try not to be excited when something bad happens to my team. You never get as excited when they do something right.
4. Evan Longoria is not a desperate housewife. That joke's old. (The commentators leave this one alone, thank God.)
5. Yes, Balfour is a terrible name for a pitcher. But there's an Orioles pitcher named Walker. Make fun of him for awhile. (The commentators also leave this one alone as well.)
6. Stop calling them "Tampa". They're from Tampa Bay. St. Pete is getting jealous.
7. Sometimes you people talk way too much. STFU, no one cares that this one time in 1979 you played the game and some stuff happened. Seriously, no one cares. I think sometimes commentators go through the entire major leagues and play the game for years just so that one day they can sit in a booth and just hear their own voices for hours every day, doing commentary on the game.
8. ARGH ENOUGH WITH THE MANLY COMMERCIALS. "Just for Men" is fine, okay, whatever, but the ED pills and the can't-pee-properly pills are just ARGH.
9. Sorry, Tobacco Free Florida. I don't think the tobacco companies are trying to target children by flavoring their products "bubblegum, chocolate, or grape". Because I didn't know they did until you told me. Thanks for telling the kids now.
10. Men are gross. Stop spitting. Seriously, stop.
-6:30 PM
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7. Perfect example: John Madden.
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John Madden retired, heeee.
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Wasn't there some thing on the news the other day where they were talking about banning ED commercials?
Also, HA HA LIFETIME. (sometimes at 6 am the movies just suck you iiiiinnnnnnnnn oh no her daughter with aids got kidnapped and her husband is abusive WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN oh noooooo)