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[ivybgreenflower]

Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by “ology.”

Mouthology

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Italian!

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. McDonald's. Sweet, sweet fattening goodness.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Er, Ruby Tuesday's?

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Whatever seems like it fits.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Spaghetti.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Just cheese, please. But not too much.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter or cream cheese.

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Bubblegum!

TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. Like 32.

Q. Number of contacts in your e-mail address book?
A. I have no idea, not many are real people. Most are people's multiple e-mail addresses or mailing lists or whatever.

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer
A. Some pink thing from Windows.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 3.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right.

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. Hair?

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Nope.

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Uh, smell?

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. I have one now!

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Probably the last time I picked up someone's child.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.

Q. Is love for real?
A. Yes!

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Hmm, I don't think I could.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Red?

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I'm sure I have.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. I don't think so. Maybe by donating to charity?

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. I don't know.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. No, not unless I was in love with her. But I'm not a lesbian, so no 100 for me.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. WTF ARE YOU CRAZY? THOSE ARE THE CUTEST ONES! Besides, I need my pinkies for ring-wearing.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Heh, if you mean my myspace blog, sure. ;)

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. That is not enough for that.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. That could seriously hurt me, no.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Maybe a terrorist's?

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Yeah, if I could still watch stuff on here.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: No left pocket.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: No. It's funny, but people need to stop taking it so seriously. I don't think there is any deep "message." I think you really need to take it at face value.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet and linoleum.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand and sometimes sit.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: No, absolutely not.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: A few.

Q: Where were you born?
A. In Brooksville because Spring Hill had no mall.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: The cops and I aren't familiar.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I am grown up.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: My boyfriend.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Boyfriend.

Q: Last person you called?
A: See above.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Some random family member at my grandma's house.

Q: Person you kissed?
A: Boyfriend <3


FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 1346

Q: Color?
A: Pink.

Q: Season?
A: Summer!

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Boyfriend.

Q: Mood?
A: Sick.

Q: Listening to?
A: Carrie Underwood and some Spice Girls. Don't hate, folks.

Q: Watching?
A. Nothing.

Q: Worrying about?
A: Nothing.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: To get the mail?

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go sleep some more.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: PotC 2. Now I need to see 3.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Uh, I dunno. I laugh often, does that count?

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I suppose.

Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: I dunno. Whatever I feel like doing once it says this posted.

-1:46 PM