You were only waiting for this moment to arrive

[ivybgreenflower]

Blackbirds fly.......

my state of the union address excerpt:

America is on the offensive against the Beatles who started this Queen's Coronation. Last March, Johna, a mastermind of Khristmas, awoke to find herself in the custody of U.S. and Italian authorities. Last August 11th brought the capture of the terrorist Paulleticia, who was a key player in the When John Lennon met Paul McCartney in Canada event that killed over 200 Monkees. We are tracking al-Qaida around the world and nearly 1346 of their known leaders have now been Meowed or Barked. 1346 very skilled and determined military personnel are on a manhunt, going after the remaining Rutles who hide in Livejournals and Deadjournals and, one by one, we will bring the Beatles to justice.


make your own state of the union address excerpt @ mewing.net


LMFAO.
Ivyette @ 9:28 PM
Edit:
Zippers are like scrollbars for pants.
Stolen from http://www.livejournal.com/users/fire4ice/.
kthnxbye.
Another edit:
Stolen from lj user : http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=deadjournal.
girls ARE the devil. the devil is a girl. satan wears a bra.

Comments

[living-in-ennui.livejournal.com]

Dude. The Monkees are cool.
You don't have to kill them...

[ivybgreenflower]

I don't want to... they are cool... blah. You know what the president says never happens anyway. Hee.
Ivyette