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ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-10-20 10:55 pm
ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-10-20 10:55 pm
So hungry. Oh well!
The angry purple hungry monster dress is no longer my Homecoming dress, yee!
Yesterday we went to the Citrus Park Mall (Westfield Shoppingtown, WHATEVER) and... look, y'all, I know I'm picky and I suck to shop for. I know. How do you think I feel with EVERYONE looking daggers at me? But Mother and I, our feet falling off and tempers flailing, finally made it to Dillard's and... we found it. I saw plenty of dresses I liked and were too small. Actually, one was a size 5 (juniors). So we asked the lady about it and she was all, "Oh, yes, you need a 1, 3, 4 maybe?"
Me: Um, no, I'm a... 13.
Lady: OMGWTF NO WAY.
Me: Yes way.
Lady: Dude, that's just so... dude.
Me: I know.
Mother: She's decieving.She's fat but doesn't look it She's top-heavy.
Me: Um, sure. Whatever you want to call it.
So Mother and I search Dillard's relentlessly, because, you know, it was the LAST STORE I COULD POSSIBLY GO TO. I mean, if I didn't get a dress last night I was wearing the purple EatMe dress to Homecoming. *shudder*
But I did get a dress.
It's absolutely GORGEOUS- this is the dress I've been waiting for all of my life. It's a red halter with the fabric scrunced at the waist, a very plunging neckline (I even have these fake thingies to stick in there so I look decent in it... hahah... I feel so Britney Spears...) anyway, the skirt has a LOT of fabric (I LOVE twirling around in it) and hits my ankles. I'm wearing the strappy black heels I wore last year and... well... I'm in dress love.
I even bought one of those stomach flattener underwear things and it works well if I don't breathe too much.
So I'll be on both boob and underwear check Saturday night, but I don't care. So what if I have to tape my cleavage on?
I sound small-chested, but I'm really not, I'm like a 38 B or something like that, but I'm lopsided, and it's really noticeable, and since the back is VERY low and the neckline plunges I can't wear a bra, but I need something there so I don't feel naked, so I have those fake things and some gauze tape. I checked to see what happens if I bend down- all guys get a nice view, but you don't see any fakeness, w33t.
But anyway, I wear this dress and I think Greece-Roman, and also Marilyn Monroe a little teensy bit. Mother tried to find the dress online so we could have pictures, but there are none.
We will take pictures, though. Maybe you can see them. ;)
I feel pretty with my fake!chest and flat!stomach. Not that I care much about my chest, you can't really tell the difference, and they're STILL lopsided, but it's still nice. Whoo.
Ivyette @ 11:10 PM
Yesterday we went to the Citrus Park Mall (Westfield Shoppingtown, WHATEVER) and... look, y'all, I know I'm picky and I suck to shop for. I know. How do you think I feel with EVERYONE looking daggers at me? But Mother and I, our feet falling off and tempers flailing, finally made it to Dillard's and... we found it. I saw plenty of dresses I liked and were too small. Actually, one was a size 5 (juniors). So we asked the lady about it and she was all, "Oh, yes, you need a 1, 3, 4 maybe?"
Me: Um, no, I'm a... 13.
Lady: OMGWTF NO WAY.
Me: Yes way.
Lady: Dude, that's just so... dude.
Me: I know.
Mother: She's decieving.
Me: Um, sure. Whatever you want to call it.
So Mother and I search Dillard's relentlessly, because, you know, it was the LAST STORE I COULD POSSIBLY GO TO. I mean, if I didn't get a dress last night I was wearing the purple EatMe dress to Homecoming. *shudder*
But I did get a dress.
It's absolutely GORGEOUS- this is the dress I've been waiting for all of my life. It's a red halter with the fabric scrunced at the waist, a very plunging neckline (I even have these fake thingies to stick in there so I look decent in it... hahah... I feel so Britney Spears...) anyway, the skirt has a LOT of fabric (I LOVE twirling around in it) and hits my ankles. I'm wearing the strappy black heels I wore last year and... well... I'm in dress love.
I even bought one of those stomach flattener underwear things and it works well if I don't breathe too much.
So I'll be on both boob and underwear check Saturday night, but I don't care. So what if I have to tape my cleavage on?
I sound small-chested, but I'm really not, I'm like a 38 B or something like that, but I'm lopsided, and it's really noticeable, and since the back is VERY low and the neckline plunges I can't wear a bra, but I need something there so I don't feel naked, so I have those fake things and some gauze tape. I checked to see what happens if I bend down- all guys get a nice view, but you don't see any fakeness, w33t.
But anyway, I wear this dress and I think Greece-Roman, and also Marilyn Monroe a little teensy bit. Mother tried to find the dress online so we could have pictures, but there are none.
We will take pictures, though. Maybe you can see them. ;)
I feel pretty with my fake!chest and flat!stomach. Not that I care much about my chest, you can't really tell the difference, and they're STILL lopsided, but it's still nice. Whoo.
Ivyette @ 11:10 PM
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<333!!
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*is guilty*
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