Ivy (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-10-17 10:08 pm
ivybgreenflower) wrote2004-10-17 10:08 pm
Entry tags:
omfg...
The things that happen to me...
Aunt: Look in the bathroom.
Me: ?
Grandma: IT'S SUCH A PRETTY COLOR.
Me: ... *goes in bathroom* OHMYGODDDDDDDDDD. *sees this THING that, I swear, grolwed at me. It is purple, large, and...ruffly. I swear to you, I thought it was going to eat me.*
Grandma: Do you like it? Isn't it nice?
Me: Um... maybe I should try it on.
Me: *goes to try it on*
Thing: *snaps*
Me: eep!
So I manage to get this purple rhinestoned monstrosity on. A shape thingie pokes me.
Me: OH MY GOD IT'S EATING ME HELP!!
Mother: OMFGITSTHEPRETTIESTTHINGI'VEEVERSEENINMYLIFELIKEWHOA.
Me: *cries*
Everyone: LOVE LIKE WHOA!! IT ROXORZZZZ IT FITS YOU PERFECTLY NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOP ANYMORE W00T.
Me: *cries more*
Thing: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl.
Aunt: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Order now and get these SHOES free!
Shoes: Look like they've been died, and then stained. They're like 7 shades of purple.
Me: ...they're going to eat me too!
I swear to you, it was the UGLIEST dress I'd ever seen in my entire life. Ever. It's lower in the back on the bottom than it is in the front. It has no straps, and has these giant ruffle things on it, with RHINESTONES. It was a monster. A purple, menacing, MONSTER. With black crinoline I'm assuming is its teeth. And those shoes!! They looked like the die was coming off. I swear to you, it was a nightmare of 1985 proportions. Like some dead 80s bridesmaid came back to haunt me. I have never worn something so horrid in my life. Nor have I seen a dress so ugly in all my life. Look, I like purple. Purple is a nice color. Especially that purple. But not wrinkled, oddly shimmering, and growling. And they were all planning for my wearing it, too. "Now make sure your stockings are THIS color..." and "Now all you need is a nice wrap" and "You can wear THOSE shoes with it" ... Oh God, I am not going to Homecoming. Not wearing that. Never. YOUCAN'TMAKEME.
-@10:19 PM
Aunt: Look in the bathroom.
Me: ?
Grandma: IT'S SUCH A PRETTY COLOR.
Me: ... *goes in bathroom* OHMYGODDDDDDDDDD. *sees this THING that, I swear, grolwed at me. It is purple, large, and...ruffly. I swear to you, I thought it was going to eat me.*
Grandma: Do you like it? Isn't it nice?
Me: Um... maybe I should try it on.
Me: *goes to try it on*
Thing: *snaps*
Me: eep!
So I manage to get this purple rhinestoned monstrosity on. A shape thingie pokes me.
Me: OH MY GOD IT'S EATING ME HELP!!
Mother: OMFGITSTHEPRETTIESTTHINGI'VEEVERSEENINMYLIFELIKEWHOA.
Me: *cries*
Everyone: LOVE LIKE WHOA!! IT ROXORZZZZ IT FITS YOU PERFECTLY NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOP ANYMORE W00T.
Me: *cries more*
Thing: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl.
Aunt: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Order now and get these SHOES free!
Shoes: Look like they've been died, and then stained. They're like 7 shades of purple.
Me: ...they're going to eat me too!
I swear to you, it was the UGLIEST dress I'd ever seen in my entire life. Ever. It's lower in the back on the bottom than it is in the front. It has no straps, and has these giant ruffle things on it, with RHINESTONES. It was a monster. A purple, menacing, MONSTER. With black crinoline I'm assuming is its teeth. And those shoes!! They looked like the die was coming off. I swear to you, it was a nightmare of 1985 proportions. Like some dead 80s bridesmaid came back to haunt me. I have never worn something so horrid in my life. Nor have I seen a dress so ugly in all my life. Look, I like purple. Purple is a nice color. Especially that purple. But not wrinkled, oddly shimmering, and growling. And they were all planning for my wearing it, too. "Now make sure your stockings are THIS color..." and "Now all you need is a nice wrap" and "You can wear THOSE shoes with it" ... Oh God, I am not going to Homecoming. Not wearing that. Never. YOUCAN'TMAKEME.
-@10:19 PM
Dirty.
Love, luck, and lollipops
Re: Dirty.
Ivyette <33
no subject
*dies laughing*
no subject
Ivyette
no subject
no subject
Ivyette
no subject
no subject
Ivyette
no subject
"So I manage to get this purple rhinestoned monstrosity on. A shape thingie pokes me."
no subject