Waiting for Godot.

[ivybgreenflower]

Homecoming skit. I know Jennifer suxorz like whoa. Ignore her. It's cooler without her but SHS SUXORZ too, so I have to add her in.


Estragon- Football player (SHS)
Vladimir- Football player (SHS)
Pozzo: Cheerleader
Lucky: Another cheerleader, because they always seem to go together.
Random Student: …a Random Student. (From the other school)
Jennifer: Random Student who is obsessed with music and speaks only in song lyrics. No one pays attention to her.

Setting: Football field. With a goal post.

(Estragon and Jennifer are on the football field. Estragon doesn’t seem to notice Jennifer.)
Estragon: I hate this game.
(Vladimir approaches)
Vladimir: Hello.
Estragon: Yo.
Jennifer: Hello, goodbye. I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say hello.
Vladimir: All is not lost, dude. You know, it’ll be our fault if Springstead doesn’t win.
Estragon: What?
Vladimir: Yeah. We have no pride. We have to, like, repent. And be proud to be Eagles.
Estragon: We do?
Vladimir: Well, yeah. So we can win.
Estragon: We have to win?
Vladimir: …that’s the point of playing, yes.
Estragon: Oh. Well, ok. Let the other team come, and we can show them how much pride we have.
Jennifer: It won’t be long, till I belong to you.
Vladimir: (checks watch) They’ll show up any minute now. (Pause) Dude! Listen!
Estragon: What?
Vladimir: They’re coming!
Estragon: Like, no. They’re not.
Vladimir: Oops. Hey, it’s one of them. The other team. (Pozzo and Lucky approach.)
Pozzo: Dude, what? Do I look like a football player to you? (Advances threateningly)
Vladimir: Uh, maybe?
Jennifer: Nowhere man, can you see me at all?
Pozzo: (smacks Vladimir with pompom)
Vladimir: Ouch! Sorry!
Lucky: (Giggles)
Estragon: Shut up, blondie.
Lucky: (hits with pompom)
Estragon: SHE’S CRIPPLED ME! I’ll never be able to play like this! (Sits down)
Vladimir: Shut up.
Jennifer: Help!
Pozzo: Y’all better win.
Estragon: Not if you keep beating us up.
Jennifer: Give peace a chance.
Pozzo: Details, details.
Lucky: Go Eagles?
Vladimir: That was random.
Pozzo: Don’t pay attention to her.
Jennifer: Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m sixty-four?
Pozzo: …Her either.
Random Student: (approaches) Are you guys on the football team?
Vladimir: Um… Oh yeah, we are.
Random Student: I have a message from the Cobras.
Jennifer: Do you want to know a secret?
Estragon: Do they treat you right?
Random Student: Um… I guess. But-
Vladimir: You sure?
Random Student: Yes, but-
Vladimir: Ok. Go back to them now.
Random Student: K. What should I tell them?
Estragon: we’re going to beat them good.
Random Student: K.
Jennifer: You say you want a revolution, well, you know, we all do it when we can.
Lucky: Go Eagles?
(Everyone walks off stage. Then Vladimir and Estragon come back.)
Vladimir: Dude, they still didn’t show up?
Estragon: What?
Vladimir: The other team.
Estragon: What other team?
Vladimir: Did you forget? In like two seconds?
Estragon: …
Vladimir: But you remember the cheerleaders.
Estragon: …maybe.
Vladimir: Come on!
Estragon: I remember one of them beat me up.
Vladimir: She hit you with a pompom. There’s a difference.
Estragon: Whatever.
Random Student: (approaches) Hey.
Estragon and Vladimir: ‘Sup.
Random Student: I’m with the Cobras.
Vladimir: Ew.
Random Student: Yeah, they’re not coming.
Estragon: Whatever.
Random Student: He really is dense, isn’t he?
Vladimir: Only on Sundays.
Random Student: …Today isn’t Sunday.
Vladimir: …
Random Student: …
Estragon: …
Random Student: (leaves)
Vladimir: They’re not coming, are they?
Estragon: Ye-maybe-… No.
Vladimir: Dude! That means we win!
Estragon: It does?
Vladimir: Sure! They forfeited!
(Lucky, Pozzo, and Jennifer run across stage to join football players)
Lucky: Go Eagles!
Jennifer: I want to hold your hand!
Pozzo: We won! You guys rock! Hardcore!
Vladimir: We can’t take all the credit… they did forfeited.
Pozzo: What?
Estragon: Yeah, this dude came and told us they weren’t coming.
Pozzo: You guys are morons. We sent him to tell you the game’s location changed.
Vladimir: So we missed the game?
Estragon: (smacks Vladimir) So much for Eagle pride, Mr. Let’s Repent.
Vladimir: What? It’s not my fault!
Pozzo: Whatever… the point is, we won! (She hugs them.)
Jennifer: And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Lucky: Go Eagles?
(End.)

-@ 1:20 AM

Comments

[living-in-ennui.livejournal.com]

I like how you had to stick Jennifer in there to make it work. =P

Ok, but what if you make some of them say, "Estragon..." so [some] people will know what it's based on?

And, the Eagles are supposed to win, so I dunno if you can say that the location changed. :\
And, lastly, Lucky is a horsetypething. FYI.

[ivybgreenflower]

1. Thanks :)
2. K.
3. Bleh on them.
4. I know. That's what makes it funny.
'S all a moot point now though. lotr roxorz.
Ivyette

I'm back and gonna be around.

[takauji.livejournal.com]

"Pozzo: Y’all better win.
Estragon: Not if you keep beating us up."

Not if you keep bating us up he says, what a whiney bitch lol *shrug* I don't know. But what I do know is I just finished watching an episode of Totally Spies (I had nothing better to do I swear^^) and guess what, they've all got new people subbing for their voices (Ok so I've had nothing better to do a few times...how I know this.)

Love, luck, and lollipops

Re: I'm back and gonna be around.

[ivybgreenflower]

I think those might be early episodes, the animation is kind of crappy. Lmao, it's a great show.
Whiny bitches make for great characters :)
Ivyette <3333333333333

[grifftrackw00t.livejournal.com]

I liked that so much! It was soooooo funny! I about fell outta my chair.

[ivybgreenflower]

I'm glad :) Thanks.
Ivyette